"What am I going to get Tiffany for Christmas?" Jill asked after she returned to New York. "I have no idea what to get her."

"I know what you should do," Chuck said.

"What?" Jill asked.

"Give her a trip to the incinerator room." Tiffany has been very curious about the incinerator room but has never been permitted to go inside.

"That's a great idea," Jill said. "She'll love it."

And Jill did. And Tiffany did.

"She purred the whole time she was there," Jill reported.

January, 1998
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