Gabe:  you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
Gabe:  I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
Gabe:  the Trix rabbit, for example
Gabe:  I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
Gabe:  I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
Gabe:  fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
Gabe:  "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
Gabe:  Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
Gabe:  FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
Gabe:  I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
Gabe:  and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more. 
Gabe:  and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
Gabe:  I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
Gabe:  "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
Gabe:  NO.
Gabe:  I'd be thinking
Gabe:  "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
Gabe:  another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
Gabe:  last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
Gabe:  they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
Brian:  not me
Brian:  I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
Brian:  I mean, I eat when I get up
Brian:  but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
Brian:  bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
Brian:  don't give me that shit.
Gabe:  Back to stupid cereal mascots...
Gabe:  Lucky Charms.
Gabe:  FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
Gabe:  Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
Gabe:  C'mon now, Lucky.
Gabe:  I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
Gabe:  or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
Gabe:  "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
Gabe:  ....
Gabe:  KILL THEM, BITCH!
Gabe:  I dunno why I went off on this rant here
Gabe:  it's just always bothered me."