The Boobie Hymn of the BE Public

by Kris Overstreet

(tune: 'Battle Hymn of the Republic/Glory Glory Halleluljah')

My dreams are filled with images of happy healthy breasts
Not the little ones or pointy ones, no you can keep the rest
I love it when a girl leans back and blows out her new dress
'Cause I'm a BE Freak!

Bigger, bigger with the boobies!
Larger, larger with the titties!
Nothing's ever too big for me
'Cause I'm a BE Freak!

I've memorized the lines in all the titty-growth stories,
St. Cats and Dr. Hooters, I recite them all with ease,
And my Bust Artist collection takes up five directories,
'Cause I'm a BE Freak!

Ripping, ripping up the blouses!
Snapping, snapping all the brazzires!
Who needs Baywatch babes? NOT ME!
'Cause I'm a BE Freak!!

My friends say I'm a sicko and my girlfriend sure is pissed
My bootleg site has just got slapped with a big cease and desist
But the R&D update is up and you know that can't be missed
'Cause I'm a BE Freak!

Glory, Glory Hallelujah!
A pic of a busty booby milker!
So what if I can never ever meet her?
I AM A BE FREAK!!!