Subject: I've got friends in low places

Blame it all on big boobs
I act like a rube
A buffoon at a black tie affair
The first one to know
There's more room to grow
I was the first one you knew would go ther
And i saw the surprise
That look in your eyes
When I made your bossom inflate
and I toasted you
Said honey Your breasts just grew
That, you'll never hear me debate

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Cause I got friends in low places
Where they chat all night
never show their faces, I must say
I'll be okay

I'm not big on social graces
one more night that BE erases
Oh I've got friends in low places


I've  gotta be strong
I won't be too long
Hey guys! I've been here before
I'll have a good night
And won't start a fight
Just let me in the front door

Let's keep it clean
And talk BE scenes
Just stick with the theme have them 
Burst at the seams, uh-oh  gotta leave 
Here comes the wife...

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