Pump It Up
(SizeKing padody of the Elvis Costello song)

Out on the IRC
No one will talk to me
Find such monotony
In their perversity
Dream about silicon
Air-filling fleshy domes
Even just some Styrofoam
Like Zena always wears

  Pump it up - Until it's outrageous
  Pump it up - I hope it's contagious

Found me a pleasure place
Where words replace the face
You need not feel disgrace
Lusting for large embrace
Stretched tight or super soft
Virgin or daily-boffed
Great weights or float aloft
All are joining BE_Loft

  Pump it up - Until it's elastic
  Pump it up - I think it's fantastic

Lactating pregnancies,
Magic and alchemy,
Science, Biology,
Chemical dependencies,
Alien abductee,
Native physiology,
Fact, fiction, parody,
All these things will work for me!

  Pump it up - Until I'm elated
  Pump it up - When they're over-inflated

Over-Inflated!