IT'S NOT MY JOB TO RUN THE TRAIN, THE WHISTLE I CAN'T BLOW,

IT'S NOT FOR ME TO SAY HOW FAR THE TRAIN'S ALLOWED TO GO,

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BLOW OFF STEAM, NOR EVEN CLANG THE BELL,

BUT LET THE DAMN THING JUMP THE TRACK AND SEE WHO CATCHES HELL.