1. Gave Bart $5 to kiss him
2. leaving the keys in the front door.
3. Shoving a handful of bees and honey into his mouth
4. takes Lisa to Moe's' Tavern
5. takes a pony home in his car
6. smoking a cigar while welding next to a leaky can of gasoline
7. trying to unjam the toaster with a knife
8. his near-aneurysm
9. makes home-made football
10. home-made baseball bat. (Which works! despite the nails.)
11. sheltering himself with a piece of metal and taking cover under the tallest tree he could find during a thunderstorm
12. asks Bart to stick his hand under lawn mower, then starts it
13. his morning while his family's at Church
14. recovering expired medicine from the Winfield's trash.
15. buys the snow plow by being cajoled into it
16. locking his keys in the Monorail
17. rummages through the Flanders' trash. Finds a toothbrush and actually using it
18. trying to remove a Sugar Daddy stuck to the back of his shirt
19. getting a plunger stuck to his head
20. gets coat hangers stuck in his shirt and pants
21. paints frowny face on butt, mocks Mr. Burns
22. causes meltdown of nuclear inspectors' test vehicle
23. steals cinder blocks from construction site to build bookshelves, deprives children of a hospital
24. burns high school diploma (and house) when admitted to college
25. steals Sir Oinksalot, makes him drink malt liquor
26. runs out of college entrance interview to chase squirrel
27. has both arms stuck in vending machines, only because he won't let go of the soft drink & candy
28. smashes weather station in flashback
29. kisses landfill heap repeatedly
30. sells soul for donut
31. drinks blood just because it's free
32. doesn't believe Lisa when she says Bart's a vampire
33. slips on peanut, loses $20 bill
34. makes fun of Bart's Junior Camper enrollment
35. runs into Bart's pie trap -- twice
36. loses Ned's map
37. takes paddles from Ned et al., makes raft drift out to sea
38. throws Todd's walkman into the water
39. wastes fresh water on dirty socks
40. blows rescue plane away with flare gun
41. slaps Flanders many more times than necessary
42. steals Borgnine's knife, burns hole in raft with it
43. steals pens from work, but they leak on the back seat
44. Fixes Marge's clock with drill
45. trying to teach Maggie how to gamble
46. rolls on the floor, trying to read what Bart wrote on the back of his head
47. wearing glasses with eyeballs painted on them so he can sleep without being noticed
48. sews tweed patches on leather jacket, wrecks both jackets.
49. Steals Gummi Venus De Milo
50. uses secret parchment to wipe his mouth and hands
51. tries to attract more people to Barney's Bowl-A-Rama by shooting off shotgun
52. threatens the Australian Parliament with ``The Boot''.

The works of Troy McLure!