A Farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The
attorney asked, "May I help you?" The Farmer said, "Yea, I want one those
dayvorce's." The Attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?" The Farmer
said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The Attorney said, "No you don't
understand, do you have a case?" The Farmer said, "No I don't have a Case, but I have A
John Deere." The Attorney said, No, you don't understand, I mean do you have a
grudge." The Farmer said, "Yea, I got a grudge, that's where I park my John
Deere." The Attorney said, "No do you have a suit?" The Farmer said "Yes
Sir, I got a suit, I wear it to Church on Sundays." The Attorney said, "Well
sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?" The Farmer said, "No sire, we
both get up about 4:30." The Attorney then said, "Well is she a nagger or
anything?" The Farmer said, "No she's a little white gal, but out last child
was a nagger and that's why I want
this Dayvorce!" 

ENCORE! ENCORE!

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