PSYCHOLOGICAL STUDIES OF MEN IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS 



ABSENTMINDED:  Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants

CHILDISH:  Looks directly into urinal bottom, likes to see it bubble

CLEVER:  No hands, shows off by fixing tie, looks around, pisses on floor

CROSSEYED:  Looks into urinal on left, pisses in center, flushes urinal on
right

DISGRUNTLED:  Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to piss, fails,
farts again and walks out muttering. 

DISGUSTED:  Stands for awhile, gives up, walks away

DRUNK:  Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants

EFFICIENT:  Waits until he has to crap, does both

EMBARRASSED:  Covers tool with both hands and pisses through fingers

EXCITABLE:  Shorts half-twisted, can't find hole, rips shorts

FAT:  Has to stand back to take a long shot, misses, pisses in shoe

FRIVOLOUS:  Plays stream up and down across urinal, tries to hit fly

IMPATIENT:  Always in a hurry, pisses down back of guy in front of him

INDIFFERENT:    All urinals being occupied, uses sink. 

LEARNED: Reads a book or newspaper while pissing. 

LITTLE:  Stands on box, falls in, drowns

NOSEY:  Looks into urinal nest to him to see how other guy is "fixed"

NOISY:  Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to have a look at the other
fellow's tool. 

PATIENT:  Stands very close for long time,reads newspaper with free hand

REALLY DRUNK: Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pisses in
trousers.

SLOPPY:  Pisses on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten
minutes later. 

SNEAK:  Farts silently, knows guy next to him will be blamed

SOCIABLE:  Joins friends in piss if he has to or not

TIMID:  Cannot urinate if someone is watching, flushes as if he had, sneaks
back  later

TOUGH: Bangs dong against urinal to dry it

VAIN:  Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do. 

WITHDRAWN:  Places feet in urinal,pisses down leg, thus eliminating noise

WORRIED:  Not sure of what he has been doing lately, makes quick inspection

Any more?

No more!