Doctor Who Fire
(sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire")

NOTE:
This filk is really in the draft stage; there are several parts
I am not too happy with, and overall I think it probably needs
a rewrite.  Commentary is appreciated.

Time codes are the time marks from the origial song, should
anyone actually care to start comparing.

*****

[00:31]
First Doctor, Dalek's bane, TARDIS standing in the rain,
Barbara, Ian, Susan, Tribe of Gum, and Totter's Lane.

[00:39]
Marco Polo, Marinus, Reign of Terror, Aztecs,
Vicki, Zarbi, Crusades, the chase to Mechanus.

[00:52]
Gunfighters, Massacres, Toymaker, Smugglers,
Drahvin, Steven, Dodo, and the Meddling Monk.

[00:59]
Katarina's sacrifice, Sara Kingdom made it twice,
War Machines on the role, Cybermen at South Pole!

[01:05]
CHORUS
We want Doctor Who,
It's the show we're crazy for,
Tho the Beeb won't make anymore.
We love Doctor Who,
Through the 26 seasons,
We can list all the reasons....

[01:18]
Second Doctor, clown man, Ben and Polly back again,
Salamander, Martians, Great Intelligence.

[01:25]
Jamie, Yeti, Victoria, Zoe,
Brigadier, War Lords, Dominators.

[01:32]
Third Doctor, stuck on Earth, Autons, Ambassadors,
Mike Yates, Benton, UNIT, 'n the Master.

[01:39]
Liz Shaw, Jo Grant, Sarah-Jane, Omega,
Peladon, Spiridon, trouble on Metebelis Three!

CHORUS


[01:58]
Fourth Doctor, teeth 'n curls, Time-Ring on a whirl,
Sontarrans, Sullivan, Terror of the Zygons.

[02:04]
Pyramids, Krynoids, Eldred, and Androids,
Morbius, Assassins, the children of Xoanan.

[02:14]
Leela, Talons, Gallifrey Invasion,
K-9, Key to Time, Shada is a no-go.

[02:22]
Romana I and II, Tharils, Adric, Nyssa too,
Melkur, Watcher, "Moment's Been Prepared For".

CHORUS

[02:41]
Fifth Doctor, younger man, Tegan in a strange land,
Mara, Monarch, dinosaur extinction.

[02:48]
Arc of Infinity, Mawdryn lacking synergy,
Turlough, Terminus, Death Zone, Frontios.

[02:55]
King John, Kamelion, Daleks hire Lytton,
Sharez Jek blown away, what else do I have do say?

CHORUS

[03:14]
Sixth Doctor, Peri Brown, Androgum confusion,
Timelash, Rani, Varos, hi-a-tus.

[03:22]
Valeyard, Vervoids, Melanie, Sabalom,
Doctor's Trial, ratings poor, Michael Grade threatens more.

[03:28]
Seventh Doctor, schemer keen,
Shortest seasons ever seen,

[03:31]
Battlefield, Bannermen,
Ace, bats, Segonax,

[03:35]
Russian soldiers on the shore,
Coal Hill under martial law,

[03:38]
A TV movie, then nothing more,
I can't take it anymore!

[03:42]
CHORUS
We want Doctor Who,
It's the show we're crazy for,
Tho the Beeb won't make anymore.
We want more new Who,
So that after we're gone,
The show will go on and on and on and on...