The Malkavian Outlook   We are the jesters for a council of kings. We are the councilors of the unseen. We are the agents of chaos and catalysts of change. We are the cowboys trampling the barbwire down from the range. We are on the road to nowhereand there's just no turning back. We are the motley crew, any color that you want...as long as its black When everyone has seen the truth, bitten into the golden apple as it were...well, it would be more of a crimson apple for us, wouldn't it? Well, no, I wouldn't use the term cherry, although you are quite correct: cherries are red. Violets are blue. But that gets you nowhere; fast. Sorry, couldn't help myself. As I was saying, rules aren't needed when everyone has seen the bare naked truth of our existence. But that doesn't mean we don't have rules. We have rules and they all make sense and they all seemed like very good ideas at the time. You may have better ideas: Run with that. Pranks should be educational. We prefer less than lethal joks ar a rule, but timing is everything. We prefer to drive others insane rather than kill. Its hard to educate a pile of ash. Please fill out your forms completely and correctly. Misconceptions are our stock in trade, but we must know the truth at all times. For example, Dickie Flayer...you've listed Tourette's as your derangement. Now, it's perfectly fine if theother Kindred think that's your derangement, but it's a disease. Sorry. I am here to help you, so before we leave here, I'll see that you are properly deranged. Yes, bi-polar is also a disease. Yes, schizophenia is a disease. Well, more of a condition, actually. Yes, of course you are allowed to believe you have these diseases and behave that way. If you must. Research is encouraged. If you run into a Pooka, yes there are pookas..professional courtesy requires you to be nice to them. I would be very grateful if you would intorduce me to them. I have so many questions for them. Especially, a bunny pooka. They are so cute... Now, as the good book says, "Go forth and be Froot Loops."

 

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