Dwarf's USELESS Web page

These Slugs have been stolen without permission from Naisbodo's Fromithiac.

Hello, My name is Dwarftude. You can visit my web page at http://www.enteract.com/~dwarf/.

GO AWAY!

Go visit some other page, Captain Napalm's, or Imperator's. They probably are worse then mine, but GO AWAY! YOU SUCK! GET OFF MY PAGE! YOU ARE LAME! YOU PROBABLY USE AOL! HAHAHAHAHA! AOL SUCKS FURRY, GREEN, DECOMPOSING, CONGEALED HUMAN EXCREMENT!

Here are my first and second worthless attempts at web pages.

This is what my first attempt should have looked like.