Myself

Name: Tom Ramsey A.K.A. Dwarftude Grom HellScream
Age: 19 (as of 3/27/98)
Sex: Yes (ok fine Male)
Hight: 5'9"
Weight: 216 lbs
Hobbies: making web pages, ridiculing anyone that says Microsoft products are good, making jokes, breaking AOL cds, laughing at Microsoft, laughing at Bill Gates, laughing at anything Microsoft does, hating Microsoft products, eating, drinking Jolt cola, also I like to make people scared of me :)
Languages I know: only English and HTML for now, planing on learning C, Java, Perl and Sanish.
Computers owned:

486 DX2 66 MHz                                        Pentium II 266 MHz
20 MB EDO ram (4x1 + 4x4 MB SIMM)    128 MB SD ram (2x64 MB DIMM)
420 MB IDE HDD                                      4.0 GB UW SCSI HDD
1 MB VLB video car                                  4 MB Matrox Millenium II
SoundBlaster compatable                          AWE64
Genaric 28.8 kb modem                             USRobotics 56k X2 modem
TEAC 4x IDE CD-ROM                             TEAC 18x SCSI CD-ROM
Microsoft Windows 95                               Microsoft Windows 95 / Red Hat Linux 4 (2.0.33)

Besides this I am certifiably insane.