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"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would
say 'I want to see the manager'" |
William S. Burroughs |
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"A taxpayer is someone who works for the federal government but who
doesn't have to take a civil service examination" |
Ronald Reagan |
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"In the beginning the Universe was
created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely
regarded as a bad move." |
Douglas Adams |
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"I do not have a psychiatrist and
I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me
long enough, he might become disturbed." |
James Thurber |
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"God was able to create the world in six days because he didn't have
to worry about the installed base." |
Bill Gates |
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"Operator! Give me
the number for 911" |
Homer Simpson |
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"A politician is a man who understands government,
and it takes a politician to run a government. A statesman is a
politician who's been dead for ten or fifteen years" |
Harry S. Truman |
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"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there
when it happens." |
Woody Allen |
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"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I
DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER." |
Groucho Marx |
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"Students achieving Oneness will move on
to Twoness." |
Woody Allen |
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"Nowadays men lead lives
of noisy desperation." |
James Thurber |
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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when
it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." |
Woody Allen |
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"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then
success is sure." |
Mark Twain |
