I haven't got anything left.




I Hate Rabbits

I fucking hate rabbits.
They're so small and antagonistic.
Why don't I just stamp
their heads into the alfalfa...
little muncher-fuckers.
I hate them all.
They flip me off and then
disappear down their dirty
stupid burrow holes so
I can't stamp them.
And once there was one
who kept trespassing.
And I would say "stop
trespassing, I don't like
you trespassing", and
then he trespassed again
and I fucking hated him.
Then he antagonized a
chicken and I had a
heart-attack. Also there
was a whole family of
rabbits who were exhibitionists
and I hated that.
And once again, they're so fast
that they go into their
burrows before I can
stamp them.
I don't know what the
right kind of rabbit is
for me, but I think
it's a
stamped rabbit.


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