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Metal Rabbits

Metal rabbits are so
goddamn frustrating.
I can't even dent
them. They are obnoxious
and they antagonize
me. Some of the time
they drive little race
cars all over my property
"cruisin' for action"
and they dig up my lawn.
I can't even begin
to tell you how much
I'd like to freeze
then shatter them, I
have my own special
name for metal rabbits:
IDIOTS.


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