in his brand new stupid poncho




Skeletons

Skeletons are so dirty.
They're always touching themselves,
and they fart on almost
anything and they think
its funny.
And sometimes they draw
nipples on their ribs
so they can pinch each
other and they giggle and
they think that's funny too.
And all day they're in
this castle, and they
just lie all over each
other in the dirt. All
they think about is
how long they can get
it on for. I don't
know, I just
think that skeletons
should rethink their
methods and priorities
and maybe try to clean
up their act.


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