streamlining the crooked river




Eat Shit and Die you Stupid Poltergeist

am I supposed to be impressed?
what
oh yeah. I wish I was
all pissed off and uptight
about being trapped between
two dimensions for eternity.
well, FYI, I am neither
amused nor impressed by
your antics.
you are a dick.
I think you crossed that fine
line between comedy and horror
last Tuesday when you destroyed
all that I care for. If only
you could focus your powerful
talents towards something
useful...
but no. you have to act like a dick.
You made me drink and smoke.
through telepathic persuasion.
you also are responsible for my
unfortunate substance addiction problems.
well thanks alot.
Also, when you broke into my parents
house, disguised as me, and stole
four hundred dollars, that pissed me off.
do you realize that I got blamed?
I'm sorry if I mistakenly quoted ancient
scripture, thus releasing you from your
2' x 2' box prison in hell to terrorize me,
but fuck you, ok?
why don't you go hang around with
people your own age.
dick.


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