to the equator, with warm clothes




Robocop

Where were you on the day that
Robocop died?
I remember very well
I had stayed up all night at
Scott's house.
We sat in the hot tub
listening to the Fat Boys.
We played Legendery Wings
on his Nintendo, and then we
watched pornos. His mom
made us BLT's, and then we
watched the pornos again.
At about 3:00, Dan came over
and ate all the Flavor Ice.
Dan said that he heard that Scott
had some pornos, but Scott
told him he didn't and said
to "fuck off", since Dan had
stolen his Web of Spider Man
issue #1 only three weeks previous.
Dan hung around anyway, even though
we did all but tell him to leave,
and he was pretty determined to
find the pornos. While Dan was
in the hot tub, we hid the pornos
in Scott's dad's Ferarri. Then we
forgot about them because of all the
excitement on the short wave about
this kid who threw his brother in a
well. Three years later, Scott's
dad sold the Ferarri so he could have
money to see the Kiss reunion concert,
and the guy who bought it was wicked
happy, 'cause, free pornos. Then I had
a bad stomach virus, and I saw on the
news that Rococop died. They said:
"Robocop's dead".


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