20 cans = 1$




Chuck Norris' Bachelor Party

Chuck Norris' bachelor party was great.
He had three kegs and there were guys
who were keeping this cage full of hogs
stocked so we could make our own bacon.
There was another room that showed all of
Chuck's movies. There was a guy who you could
pay five dollars and he would stand outside
and get struck by lightning.
Chuck got really drunk and told me that
his name was pronounced CHUCK, but he
wanted it to be spelled CHUX.
Then Bruce Willis did a kegstand,
right after he asked me if I
wanted to be in his band, which would
consist of not more or less than
nine saxophone players, all playing
the same thing. I said sure, even though
I don't play saxophone, because
it sounded cool. (I was drunk)
Bruce Willis didn't puke. Bruce
Willis never pukes.


back to list