THE ART OF BOTTOMLESSNESS:
A MANIFESTO

             There have been some questions asked about my ‘words,’ or in this case
‘art movement,’ though many people are actually clueless of its characteristics.
Therefore, it's my duty to present to you the whole picture, and give a step-by-step
canon of The Art of Bottomlessness.

For instance, when somebody in a room asks a question
about bottomless dancers, or bottomless films, either people laugh in embarrassment, or decline a logical
answer. That is just a perfect example of “Mutiphobia,”
meaning that the person who received the question
unexplainably, slips into the humiliating experience of
seeing Ornella Muti’s famous window scene, in
Tales of Ordinary Madness.
This experience happens irregularly, nevertheless the
people who were honestly titillated by it, refuse to talk
about their orgasmic evening as well. Therefore, The
Art of Bottomlessness (which parallels to Zen) is a
vehicle for the ultimate proctophiles or
“assmen/women,” to alleviate these unbearable
oppressions. Although, in this movement, one must
practice their private lives (i.e. painting, cooking,
writing, music, etc.) like any other human being,
but in a stripped down below the waist fashion.
 

To appropriately amplify the step-by-step
canon of TAB :

                    THE LIFE

                    1. TAB believes in a total reverence of the
        buttocks, and recommends all members to
        pursue their daily, artistic, & spiritual
        activities in an anal behavior. Aside from
        living in a partially nude atmosphere,
                    TAB promotes a meticulosity in one's
                    creative work, a tolerance for
                    pornography & erotica, a hatred for
                    child and animal abuse, and an accurate
                    study of daily communications & living.
 

        2. TAB  requires complete bottomlessness
                    when making love, therefore to perfect a
                    loose and attractive way of displaying
                    oneself, & to relieve the conventional
                    chains of ‘stark nudity’.

                                                      3. TAB shall institute the practice of
                                                          enduring emotional pain (i.e. sensitive
                                                          barriers, severe humiliation, tragic
                                                          hang-ups and flashbacks) for the outcome
                                                        of self-confidence & faith in oneself. On
                                                       the contrary, physical pain is clearly
                                                      prohibited; nonetheless some pain may
                                        occur during the masturbatory and
                            auto-sodomy rituals, practiced on a
                                        tentative basis.
 

4. Bottomless stripteases or dancing is deeply forbidden; TAB will only be
executed as a therapy, not obscene entertainment.

THE ARTS

1. When using photography, TAB deals
with bottomless models or natural objects
in an artistic style --as if living in
bottomless world.

2. Painting or sculpture combines
elements of Romanticism, Surrealism,
Dada, Cterism, & folk art, thus to create a
radically shocking effect; in this case
bottomlessness is optional.
 

3. TAB music lyrically takes advantage of
political crock, or contradictory notions,
& exploits un-juxtaposed verbal
illustrations. The sound can vary from
punk-jazz grooves with no beat, to
analog-satiated love ballads that borrow
pseudo-Baby Got Back motifs.
 

An quasi-Overview of the
                    Bottomless Arts:

        There are many elements of bottomlessness in the world.
For example, the Ornella Muti’s scene(s) as stated above, apparently set a risqué precedent. The famous Italian comic book artist, Milo Manara has several erotic strips where sexually arousing women drape themselves in T-shirts, subsequently posing in a sexy stature & performing anal-masturbatory acts.
The Internet has an exclusive Web site entitled Mardi Gras Bottomless, definitely recommended for
male proctophiles with a spicy appetite.
        On the contrary, almost every male actor who chickens out on frontal nude scenes, gets demoted in doing a quick bottomless shot (ala, Kevin Kline, Jimmy Smits, Brad Pitt, Harvey Keitel, & the like.) Semi-known photographer Ralph Gibsen, released an artistically graphic project (known as Days at Sea), which displays an extreme optical montage of the ol’ British Feather joke. And likewise, there's bound to be a form of bottomlessness in Walter Mapplethrope's work, or any other extreme forms.
        All in all, you can find bottomlessness anywhere, although if I had my druthers, I would start my own Bottomless magazine.

                ---R.J. Ramon

All Praise to Ornella Muti, The Bottomless Queen. . .