Subject: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/24/00 5:12 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: TheJay71
Message-id: <20001224171210.19864.00005333@ng-ft1.aol.com>


Ok I don't have a life, shut up. This is my gift to the board. Don't be offended if I left you out.

The Night Before Crimmus

Twas the night before Crimmus
And all through the board
Not a creature was stirrin.
Except two weird guys w/ a sword.
(One of them was Durin)

Little did we know the other was Number Two
Who had come back to kill Andwoo.

The children were tucked in their beds,
While Rae and Kristin raped their lil heads.

Kitti and Sabu were making us all sick,
At them Rotis threw a brick.

Cap'n and Bailey were bashing the newbies,
While Gran left out some milk and cookies.

Mike thought he was clever,
For trying to trap Santa w/ a lever.

Little did he know, that instead of a fat man with a box,
In a red suit down came Fox.

He laughed a little,
And gave everyone some Skittles (even all the annoying newbies).

He left as quickly as he had come
Leaving us with advice on Zelda, and then some.

Into the night I heard him shout,
"IF YOU'RE STUCK ON ZELDA ASK ME, AND PLEASE DON'T POUT!"

THE END


"I am what I am, and that's all that I am."
-Popeye, the sailorman

"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."
-Apparantly, some yam

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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/24/00 5:43 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: LoneWolfos
Message-id: <20001224174328.17017.00001344@ng-fm1.aol.com>


<<Kitti and Sabu were making us all sick,
At them Rotis threw a brick.>>

Yaayy! <throws brick at Kitti & Sabu> :D :D

lone wolfos

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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/24/00 7:48 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: X64 Sabu
Message-id: <20001224194812.01668.00002775@ng-mc1.aol.com>


>Yaayy! <throws brick at Kitti & Sabu> :D :D

::falls over with huge gash in head::

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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/25/00 1:40 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: IvyKat2
Message-id: <20001225134053.08952.00000726@ng-ma1.aol.com>


>>Yaayy! <throws brick at Kitti & Sabu< :D :D<<

<dies>


- kitti
 The Bored-Walk ...

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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/25/00 1:44 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: X64 Sabu
Message-id: <20001225134447.04632.00001597@ng-fd1.aol.com>


>
><dies>
>

noooo ::cries and does stuff to make people sicker::

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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/24/00 6:52 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Teskorae
Message-id: <20001224185221.21300.00006133@ng-fd1.aol.com>


<<The children were tucked in their beds,
While Rae and Kristin raped their lil heads.>>

I am not a pedophile.

Hehe, but that was cool.

*rachiecakes*
yay crimmus sig
Official rapist of Santa's elves and reindeer rejects.
Member of the PSATAESTWDC.
raping kitti since 1999
"Cause and effect multiply, backwards as well as
forwards, geometrically rather than mathmatically"
B

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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/24/00 10:20 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Durinthal
Message-id: <20001224222005.24012.00011835@ng-fi1.aol.com>


>(One of them was Durin)

Yeah, that would be me. <g>

>Little did we know the other was Number Two
>Who had come back to kill Andwoo.

<helps Number Two>


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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/24/00 10:27 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Teskorae
Message-id: <20001224222732.21312.00006160@ng-fd1.aol.com>


<<<helps Number Two>>>

!!!

*rachiecakes*
yay crimmus sig
Official rapist of Santa's elves and reindeer rejects.
Member of the PSATAESTWDC.
raping kitti since 1999
"Everyone knows elves carry pestering foot fungi!" -Mr Bighead
B

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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/24/00 11:31 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Video99
Message-id: <20001224233116.10749.00006332@ng-fa1.aol.com>


>>Little did we know the other was Number Two
>>Who had come back to kill Andwoo.
>
><helps Number Two>

::sneaks away un-noticed::

Zelda IV: Link's Awakening
DX
Master
And Official Zelda DX Board.....Guy
Video99


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Small print makes me happy

"mmmm, Donuts"
I'm tired

as a great man once said...

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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/25/00 3:41 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: AijoFox
Message-id: <20001225154121.08108.00007615@ng-mi1.aol.com>


<<In a red suit down came Fox.

He laughed a little,
And gave everyone some Skittles (even all the annoying newbies).

He left as quickly as he had come
Leaving us with advice on Zelda, and then some.

Into the night I heard him shout,
"IF YOU'RE STUCK ON ZELDA ASK ME, AND PLEASE DON'T POUT!">>

Yay; I get to be Santa :D
::changes sig::


   /\
  '  /\
 @ '   \
   \


"Bu hao zai!" "Bu hao zai!"
**THUD**
"Nae ma hao zai!"

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Subject: Santa Fox
Date: 12/25/00 7:04 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: AijoFox
Message-id: <20001225190400.17406.00010874@ng-cg1.aol.com>


::points to sig::
     ___
   /   \
  ' /\_ \
 @ '  \`{}
   \

Ho Ho Ho!
::passes out Skittles::


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Subject: Re: Santa Fox
Date: 12/25/00 7:12 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: BM Kitti
Message-id: <20001225191229.21697.00006357@ng-fj1.aol.com>


Yay!


- kitti
*The Bored-Walk*

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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/25/00 8:02 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: OtakuNataku
Message-id: <20001225200203.07617.00007201@ng-fy1.aol.com>


>And gave everyone some Skittles (even all the annoying newbies).

Yay! ::ate a half pound of skittles from christmas::


The Lord of Amber
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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/26/00 12:28 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: TheJay71
Message-id: <20001226002852.10449.00003001@ng-fn1.aol.com>


>>And gave everyone some Skittles (even all the annoying newbies).
>
>Yay! ::ate a half pound of skittles from christmas::

::passes out from all the Skittles he ate::

"I am what I am, and that's all that I am."
-Popeye, the sailorman

"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."
-Apparantly, some yam


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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/25/00 8:21 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Talktoalex
Message-id: <20001225202158.03067.00006544@ng-fx1.aol.com>


>He laughed a little,
>And gave everyone some Skittles (even all the annoying newbies).

<Is .... er, was annoying newbie>
<eats skittles>

f
The Dark is Rising
When the Dark comes Rising, Six shall turn it back
Three from the Circle, Three from the track
Wood, Bronze, Iron, Water, Fire, Stone
Five will return , And one go alone
" The Walker is aboard, and The Rider rides. "

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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/25/00 9:27 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: X64 Sabu
Message-id: <20001225212713.12473.00006408@ng-bg1.aol.com>


>was still is annoying newbie>
><eats skittles>


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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/26/00 1:30 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: WillowEvelyn
Message-id: <20001226013009.02176.00001327@ng-df1.aol.com>


>The children were tucked in their beds,
>While Rae and Kristin raped their lil heads.

damn. that's absurd.


~*KRIS*~

founder of the RDCAGRATDNSSYBLTC.
currently under-studying for mrs. claus

the elves exist!


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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/26/00 6:16 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: GEyeMaster
Message-id: <20001226061636.04282.00001761@ng-cr1.aol.com>


<smashes number two over the head with guitar>

haha, take that you hash brown-mongering, paragraph-molesting, seperated kalamari desert-loving largecat!

<realizes his guitar's broken>

B
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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/26/00 2:08 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: BM Kitti
Message-id: <20001226140818.00774.00003400@ng-mm1.aol.com>


>>paragraph-molesting<<

<scratches head>


- kitti
*The Bored-Walk*

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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/27/00 6:16 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Durinthal
Message-id: <20001227181642.26730.00000101@ng-fi1.aol.com>


><smashes number two over the head with guitar>

Hey, what did you do to my sparring partner? Oh well..


High Priest of Cap'nism
Soldier of King Dave's Kingdom

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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/26/00 10:08 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: LadyBaileyBug
Message-id: <20001226100822.12419.00006619@ng-bg1.aol.com>


>Cap'n and Bailey were bashing the newbies,

woo hoo yea-hehhh bashin newbies
 Bailey
*LadyBugPrincess*
 High Priestess of Cap'nism
 Have a Great Christmas!!
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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/26/00 11:09 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: OtakuNataku
Message-id: <20001226110956.28413.00006368@ng-cr1.aol.com>


>>Cap'n and Bailey were bashing the newbies,
>
>woo hoo yea-hehhh bashin newbies

Yea!
::bashes newbies with keyboard::


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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/29/00 11:38 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: LadyBaileyBug
Message-id: <20001229113808.24264.00000296@ng-bg1.aol.com>


>
>Yea!
>::bashes newbies with keyboard::

::bashes newbies with Cap'n::
 Bailey
*LadyBugPrincess*
 High Priestess of Cap'nism
 Have a Great Christmas!!

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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/27/00 12:05 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Shine2984
Message-id: <20001227120533.10617.00000015@ng-cr1.aol.com>


>Except two weird guys w/ a sword.
>(One of them was Durin)

I love swords...

anyways...heh..awesome story

IMarla KathleenI
"I pledge allegiance to Queen Fragg, and her mighty state of Hysteria..." Calvin & Hobbes
soed
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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/27/00 6:17 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Durinthal
Message-id: <20001227181729.26730.00000102@ng-fi1.aol.com>


>I love swords...

You can be my new sparring partner.


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Soldier of King Dave's Kingdom

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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/29/00 2:43 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Shine2984
Message-id: <20001229144340.06622.00000202@ng-mb1.aol.com>


>You can be my new sparring partner.
>

hehe

IMarla KathleenI
"I pledge allegiance to Queen Fragg, and her mighty state of Hysteria..." Calvin & Hobbes
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Subject: Re: The Night Before Crimmus
Date: 12/29/00 12:27 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: TheJay71
Message-id: <20001229002728.23440.00006998@ng-fv1.aol.com>


>anyways...heh..awesome story

Thank you.

"I am what I am, and that's all that I am."
-Popeye, the sailorman

"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."
-Apparantly, some yam