Well I've decided that guys don't understand girls
and vice versa. So for your convenience I've made
a list of how chicks view love dovey
vs.
how the male species views it.
Please keep your hands inside and enjoy the ride.
Love vs. let's get it on!
Girly: First kiss jitters Guy: First chance to see if she has bad breath
Girly: Virgin, so what? Guy: I lost it when I was 11 with 2 hot lesbians
Girly: 1- 3rd Base are forplay Guy: Baseball needs cheerleaders
Girly: thong = kinky Guy: Thong= prude... Whip= kinky
Girly: Porn is nasty! Guy: Porn and oxygen are necessary for life
Girly: Pretty in pink Guy: What? No leather?
Girly: True Love? Guy: Will she give me a blow job?