Vending Machine Snack Reviews

Last udpated: 3/6/01


Background: The company I work for used to have a food service known as Foodworks come to our building and provided "food service". However, since not enough people were eating there (probably for a reason), the food service was discontinued.

Now, the only way to eat without leaving the building or bringing your own food is to steal from others...No!, I mean eat from the vending machines. These machines were invented around the time of Pavlov; press button, get food! But be weary! Although (most) all foods from these devices are edible, not all are enjoyable. So I've taken it upon myself to review these greasy, salty, sugary offals, so that you may have a safer snacking environment.

And herein lies records of my voyages...


Week 1: Texas Grill Style Corn Chips
Week 2: Tato Wilds Sour Cream 'n Onion
Week 3: Chee-tos Cheesy Checkers
Week 4: Poore Brothers Au Gratin Potato Chips
Week 5: Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme
Week 6: Lay's KC Masterpiece Barbecue Flavor Potato Chips
Week 7: Doritos Pizza Cravers
Week 8: Double Decker Deluxe Moon-Pie
Week 9: Andy Capp's Salsa Fries
Week 10: Boycott - Rest arteries
Week 11: Ruffles French Onion Flavored Potato Chips
Week 12: Gardetto's Snak-Ens Chicago Style Pizza Snack Mix
Week 13: Doritos Taco Supreme
Week 14: Keebler Pizzarias Pizza Chips
Week 15: Christmas Holiday - Vacation
Week 16: New Year Holiday - Recover from hangover
Week 17: Micheal Weishaar: Snyder's of Hanover Original Honey Mustard & Onion Flavored Sourdough Hard Pretzel Pieces
Week 18: Adam Grab: Chester Cheetah's Flamin' Hot Cheetos
Week 19: Lay's Original Hickory Bar-B-Q Flavored Potato Chips
Week 20: Hostess Blueberry Mini Muffins
Week 21: Fritos Chili Cheese flavored corn chips
Week 22: Jalapeno Krunchers! Potato Chips
Week 23: Roger Schiavoni: Chex Mix Bold 'N Zesty
Week 24: Doritos Spicy Nacho!
Week 25: Michael Weishaar: Doritos Spicy Cheese Crackers
Week 26: Jays Hot Stuff Hot Flavored Potato Chips
Week 27: Sun Chips French Onion Flavor
Week 28: Krunchers! Potato Chips
Week 29: Cheese Pizza Flavor Pizzarias Pizza Chips
Week 30: Snyder's of Hanover Golden Cheese Nibblers
Week 31: Synder's of Hanover Hot Buffalo Wing Potato Chips
Week 32: Snyder's of Hanover Nacho Cheese Flavored Tortillas
Week 33: Andy Capp's Hot Chili Cheese Steak Fries
Week 34: Doritos Smokey Red BBQ Flavored Chips
Week 35: Milky Way Dark
Week 36: Hostess Leopards - No rating
Week 37: Hot Seasoning Porkies Brand Fried Pork Rinds
Week 38: Pepperoni! Pizza Flavor Pizzarias Pizza Chips
Week 39: Cape Code Golden Russet Potato Chips
Week 40: Tato Skin Cheddar & Bacon Flavor Potato Snack Chips
Week 41: T.G.I. Friday's Quesadillas Picante Salsa Flavor Snack Chips


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