Aloha! Welcome back to another year of vendor reviews! Hopefully your liver
survived the holidays, cause it's going to be a rough year for your stomach.
The machine is packed with crap this week. Seems too many people are reading
my reviews, so the crap isn't being purchased and it stays there!
This weeks features our first guest review! Micheal Weishaar has gladly donated his pancreas to this weeks snack review, which already holds the record for longest title and lowest review.
This weeks review:The back of the package proclaims "This time we've blended sweet honey mustard and mild toasted onions into a tangy seasoning for each of our famous sourdough hard pretzel pieces. Each bite-sized morsel is bursting with a flavor you'll crave." Well, maybe if I was a hypoglycemic with no palate. The flavor is overpoweringly sugar based, and only a hint of onion. Didn't taste the mustard, and I guess they are trying to fool me into thinking that sugar=honey. After the taste of faux-honey leaves your mouth, the onion taste hangs around as a reminder of the rock sitting in your stomach. Unfortunately, the portion was more than enough, a full 2 oz.
On the back of the package, it states: "We are not connected with 'Snyder of Berlin'" That is good to know. I would hate to get my pretzels confused with my Onion and Honey Mustard Gas. Well, in this case, maybe not.
Rating: 1/2 (out of five stars)