I know what your thinking; "Muffins in the vending machine?". I understand; when I saw this I was about as confused as Beavis when the TV was missing ("Noo.....Noo.....heeeelp....Nooo....")
Anyway, it's a novel idea to have a breakfast type food in the vending machine, so I thought I'd give them a try. Upon opening the bag, I found the inside of the bag was coated with some greasy/butter type substance. Don't let that scare you. Inside are six half-dollar shaped muffins. Place on a napkin in the microwave for 20 seconds (napkin not included) and your breakfast is ready.
The blueberry muffins are blueberry muffins. Not as flakey as home-made (actually, they're a little spongy), but the flavor is acceptable. Just enough to tide you over till lunch. Milk would be a good chaser, but since there is none in the vending area, we will use a proper substitute: Mt. Dew (which also happens to be a proper substitute for coffee, prozac, no-doz, jet fuel, etc...)
Rating: * * * (out of five stars)