Oh, you know that these were just calling me. I was mesmerized by them the moment I saw them. I mean, just look at the title! Anything including the word "Porkies" get's an automatic star minimum in my book.
The product *is* actually Porkie brand; that's the company that makes them. The company is actually called "The Porkie Co. Of Wis., Inc."! BUAAAWWWHAAHAHAHH! That's awesome! Nope, www.porkies.com takes me to a Michigan State webpage on porcupines (it could have pointed to worse).
Anyway, viewing the ingredients lists NO REFERENCE to a pork product of any kind. These appear to be all Corn Flour. Rats. The product weights a mega half ounce! Probably the worst money to weight ratio in the machine. I open the bag and sniff the contents; I can't describe it, but there is no sign of any food odors, and it's not good.
First bite: horrible. Absolutely horrible. Imagine biting into a hornet's nest, then suddenly being stung in the back of the throat. That's what it was like. Papery crispness, no flavor, then suddenly cayan death. No flavor, just pain. Thank goodness I had a backup Mountain Dew nearby.
Into the trash vile fiend! No more cayan flavored hornets nests for me!
Rating: no stars (out of five stars)