Howdy friends! Long time no snack! Yes, it's been a few weeks since my last review, but the snackfood industry can't exactly come out with a new snack every week (except maybe Doritos, which simply puts a random fast food chain name on their package; "Now with the great taste of _McDonalds_!")

This weeks review:

Doritos Spicy Nacho!

Doritos is known for being the tortilla chip you don't have to dip! It comes automatically with some powdery residue all over that will assimilate the flaver of something else ("I am Dorito powder of Borg, Nacho will be assimilated!").

As usual, very little product in the bag for a snack, and these chips will give you breath that will scare away just about anyone. Is there someone that just won't leave you alone? Someone who you'd like to break up with, but just don't have the heart to dump them? Eat a bag of these and have a nice long conversation with them face-to-face, and you'll likely never see them again!

Anyway, these chips are just barely spicy enough to distinguish themselves from normal Nacho Doritos, otherwise they're basically the same thing. If you really want something "spicy", I recommend the Krunchers Jalapeno potato chips and Flamin' Hot Cheetos that are both in the machine this week.

I'm going over to Joe's cube right now and have a nice long talk about those Bulls...see you next time! Aloha!

Rating: * * (out of five stars)


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