Howdy y'all! Welcome to another edition of Vendor Reviews! Actually, this week should be more like "Vendor Warning:", as Snyder's of Hangover does it again with another wicked concoction which will burst your pancreas all over your shirt. Yay!

This weeks review:

Snyder's of Hanover Nacho Cheese Flavored Tortillas

Well, I figured I would try another Nacho Cheese flavored product today. Being that the market has been almost entirely dominated by Doritos for years, I figured it's time to give someone else a shot at the title.

Anyway, my first bite was like "Mmmmm...yuck!" These chips taste like stale Doritos; and not even GOOD stale Doritos! Unlike Doritos crispy crunch, these have more of a chewy crunch. They taste like they are baked, which may account for the low 3.5 grams of fat per serving. The aftertaste will have you running for a Coke in no time.

Well, conceding to the fact that the product sucked, I decided to check out the back of the bag. There's a customer service department phone number on the back (although I found the representatives don't react too well to comments like "Your whole product line sucks!!!"), and even a web page which I visited "Oooh, I'm number 14 to visit! Yipee!". Also, you can receive a gift catalog, from which you can order cynide pills, sulfuric acid, and other things you'll want to wash down their snacks with. I don't care what gifts they have in there; they can't beat the Andy Capp boxers!

So to repeat what has been said many times about Snyder's of Hanover snacks: Stay away, stay VERY far away.

Rating: 1/2 (because of it's ability to sustain life...maybe)


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