Pizza flavored items seem to be the current fad in the vending machine. Pizza chips, which don't normally exist in nature like other vending machine foods, must be manufactured by companies (or in this case, by elves in a hollowed out tree. I'm not sure how this tree ever passed regulations, but I'm sure OSHA is plenty concerned about the workers having to scale down a tree every day after work. Not to mention the numerous splinter claims...)
The bag claims "Cheesier!" across the top, but cheesier than what? It wouldn't be at all hard to be cheesier than, say, a staple gun. But it would be a challenge to be cheesier than a episode of "Friends".
The chips aren't anything special. The chips are unevenly seasoned; some have a bunch of seasoning, while the others are bland. As for the cheese factor, it's more along the lines of the staple gun. Only the very heavily flavored chips resembled a pizza flavor.
If they would have used more seasoning, this would have been a more decent snack. They've got more product than the Doritos Pizza Cravers, and aren't as obnoxious.
Rating: * * 1/2 (out of five stars)