Q: How did it happen?
A: Some would expect this to happen to new pilots, but as a matter of fact, I had had my license for five full days when this mountain jumped out in front of me.
Q: Were you hurt?
A: The mountain was covered with briars (scientific name: stickerus bushiuses) which inflicted a minor amount of damage to my legs when I blazed the trail back down to civilization.
Q: Who paid for the plane?
Q: Do you still fly?
A: A hundred bucks an hour to kill yourself? Yeah, right.