Awards

1. The Jules Verne "Around the World in Eighty Days" Award
 for Traveling the Greatest Distance to this Reunion.

2. The Wizard of Oz Award for Having the Most Munchkins.

3. The Mel Gibson/William Wallace Award for Wearing a Kilt to the Reunion.

4. The "Ripley's Believe It Or Not" Award for Most Unusual and Entertaining Skill 
(must be demonstrated to the assembled during the dessert awards ceremony).

5. The Jim Carrey Award For Greatest Career Flexibility.

6. The Andy of Mayberry Award for Residence in the Smallest Town.

7. The Don Ho Award for Best Hawaiian Shirt Worn to the Boat Cruise.

8. The Pavarotti Award for Best Groomed Facial Hair.

9. The George Burns Award for Changing the Least.

10. The Mickey Mouse/Alan Greenspan Award for Longest Government Service.

11. The Imelda Marcos Award for Most Unusual Footwear Worn to the Reunion.

12. The Mark Twain/Benjamin Franklin Award for Most Name Changes.

13. The William Frawley Award for Most Attractive Pate.

14. The O.J. Simpson Award for Longest Daily Commute.

and now, our fi-i-i-i-i-inal award...

15. The Massachusetts Institute of Technology Award for Most Likely to be Cloned.

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