When I was young people used to say Elizabeth Taylor was the most beautiful woman in the world. I thought it was silly to say any one woman could be the most beautiful woman in the world. But then I'd see Elizabeth Taylor on TV or in a magazine and I'd think, "Well...you can't say she isn't."
When I first laid eyes on Jane she took my breath away and I thought she was the most beautiful girl in the world, and I married her. I know it's a silly thing to say. Well, are you going to say she isn't?
Jane marries reformed scoundrel
Jane gives ride to toddler Paul
Jane with toddler Paul on Christmas morning
Jane with absurdly-dressed Paul
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