living collage, pointillist atom statue
machine and miracle, toiler and toy
seer and seemingly seen
mirror and miles, tired and true
exhausted and eventually exhumed
exhiliratingly dazzling, complaining and explainer
extrapolator, explorer, passionate portrayer with proud portrait
teller, listener, story stealer, tale puller, fable fumbler, parable plucker
ink jockey, ribbon rider, page captain, admiral pretend of the ss daydream
pencil examiner, misunderstood genius, cheese critic, pronouncer of words
bread taster, shoe tester, caviar dismisser, honest appraisal giver
music lover, musical lover, musically in love with muses, amusing
tune mover, page flipper, lawn avoider, nostalgia victim
student and witness and teacher and perpetrator and subsequent investigator
melody captive, a spy in the house, java junkie, girl watcher, laughter enjoyer
smile dispenser, grumpiness generator, bashful, sleepy, etcetera insinuator
idle handler, trivia referrer, cat owner, woefully underpaid
just and unjust, prone to truth and lies, exaggerator, hyperbolic and dehydrated
high, large, lower than some and taller than others, medium cool, mod rocker, raver
post beatnik pre-grunge goatee sporter, dream imbiber and describer, trend reviver
survivor, bee fearer, bug hater, salesman, consumer, pigeonhole jumper, puddle player
rain appreciator, weather observer, snow tolerant, sun worshipper, sunburned atheist
agnostic, wonderer, wanderer, religion curmudgeon, spirit waffler, soul groover
alien ambassador, stone skipper, blues sufferer, future husband, ex-boyfriend, just a friend, o sole mio,
liar, card player, solitaire cheater, going gray, not yet bald, hair haver
indifferent to clowns and mimes alike, occasional drinker, presently a smoker
movie watcher, moon starer, telescope, microscope, magnifier and diminisher
originator, plagiarizer, player, decked out in plaid, tartan, argyle, stripes, spots,
blusher, weeper, confused collaborator, art dealer, deal maker, maker of art
poet and predator, simple, omnivore, flag waver, flag burner, true believer, skeptic
pilgrim, a face in the crowd, expression coiner, currency carrier, letter writer, joke teller
riddle figurer, pun groaner, crossword dabbler, jumble unjumbler, headline scanner
shopper, peruser, browser, tea infuser, coffee brewer, drink mixer, glass cleaner, glasses wearer
representative, contact, liason, author, lyric memorizer, adequate kisser, self-deprecator
opera sleeper, cat napper, forehead slapper, epiphany revelator, rider of elevators,
luck beneficiary, dupe of destiny, pawn, king of my castle, mediocre chess player
unintentional gambler, inadvertant winner, counter penny box donor, pal, buddy,
confidante, counselor, analyzer, feedbacker, supporter, tear-absorbent shoulder bearer,
cheerleader, cheer lender, bartender, cook, inscriber, greeting card sender, gift giver
present unwrapper, soup stirrer, sauce tender, stew eater, sorbist, wit sorceror,
librarian offspring, justified snob, seltzer customer, former lizard owner, helper
microwave ovener, angry young man, pacifist, liberal, libertine, libertarian, liberated
conservative, conservationist, scientist, lifestyler, neighbor, driver, traveller, duck feeder
rolodex maintainer, wallet-dependent, constituent, voter, citizen, netizen, fellow american
yankee, caller, phoner, emailer, postcard receiver, communicator, singer, whistler, show and teller
clumsy, offensive, insightful, poignant, leaner, swayer, squinter, blinker, yeller, screamer, shouter, announcer
reader, designer, swimmer, instinctive, doodler, scribbler, nice guy, brother, son, subscriber
patient, record shopper, haggler, negotiator, christmas tree decorator, easter egg finder,
groundhog shadow measurer, laborer, free, halloween costume wearer, thanksgiving dinnerer
A student, B student, C student, and yes once a D student, prudent and imprudent
contradictory and consistent, insistent, imposing, intimidating, shy and retiring, bullied
champion of the oppressed, hero, comic book reader, idealist, realist, optimistic cynic
deranged, level headed, the voice of reason, a kook, conspiracy theorist, bunk decryer,
wavering history mistruster, fact quoter, would be shakespearean, shoegazer, yawn stifler
head scratcher, dumbfounded, backpedaler, day tripper, mocker, sarcastic?, agreeable
argumentative, nitpicker, broad generalizer, primate, hominid, mammal, vertebrate, animal, human
fool, understander, laconic, speechless, longwinded, personal, indifferent, involved,
worthwhile, descriptive, DJ, delivery boy, speech maker, frowner, sits quietly in the corner sometimes
fan, groovy, cool, upbeat, hungry, oppurtunist, worth a thousand words, twisted, unsure, modest alternating with boastful, generous and cheap, up and down, younger than most of my friends but older than most of my coworkers
ugly when I'm sad and glamourous when I'm on top of the world, sprightly, creaky, wise, naive, hugger
beer drinker, raucous reveler, lapsed devotee, crass self promoter, two tone skanker, air castler
self emperor, anarchist, loafer, industrious flea, sample scout, test taker, sushi enthusiast, chai sipper, non-cellist
clark kentish, pet mourner, educated, no artificial flavors or preservatives, no MSG, dutiful slacker, honor bound conniver
earnest attempter, grudge holder, avenger, sneerer at former bosses, collector of winnings and taker of losses
animated, cartoony character, tolerator, awake, dawn greeter, espresso fiend, tilt-a-whirl rider, audience of one, dandelion picker, bouquet sender, reconciliator, resolver, defender, chair warmer, seat holder, jacket draper, car starter, form filler, dog walker, funeral attendee, pacer, birthday celebrator, congratulator, wedding withstander, finger snapper, clapper, booer, fire starter, hearth warmer, brandy sipper, nuzzler, idea getter, slap receiver, salad dresser, crouton crumbler, cracker spreader, book shelver, Pinkwater fan, delegator, manager, lightbulb replacer, help seeker, refund demander, grocery shopper, ice cream melter, fad skipper, chocolate devourer, shiverer, goose bumper, brow wiper, stumbler, faller, regular guy, retrofuturist, meditator, umbrella forgetful, phone lender, whiner, gamer, scorekeeper, cigarette bummer and bummee, capitalist, beatnik wannabe, peace sign sporter, coward, brave, hard candy cruncher, minty, remote control hogger, song seeker, heart acher, old friend, former colleague, gratuitously resentful, proudly appreciative

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