Reasons not to buy Apple Products:

  • They cost way too much for what they are.
  • Everything you add must be external.
  • They carry diseases.
  • They sometimes explode into flames.
  • They are slow.
  • They are too user friendly.
  • Not as much software available.
  • A study released last year linked Mac use with mental disorder.
  • They smell bad.

Try this poster. Put it up around town

Macs are easy (which is why lameaxes like Jude and R.U. like them so much), but they insulate you from the glory component-level hardware hackery, and it's all that card swapping and, IRQ fiddling, dip-switch setting, chip pulling, and tooth gnashing that make the Intel-based PC world very cyberpunk. Using a Mac makes it a hurl of a lot harder to achieve deep geekhood, and you're far less likely to build up really neat piles of old interface cards, mother-boards, and obsolete hard drives. (Although the old Macs have their own weird tools just to open them up. Which you could leave lying around to look like you were diversifying into open-heart surgery.)

Also you never hear of people building a Mac from components variously purchased from three catalogs, barrowed from friends and retrieved from the dumpster from behind Joe's PC Palace and Bait Shop. You can do this with IBM PCs, and then scatter any extra parts around your home or apartment to give it that uber-cyberpunk je ne sais quoi...

Novelist Umberto Eco compared the Mac operating system to the Catholic church. Believers (users) must approach God (the hardware) through a layer of churchy indirection and simplification (icons, symbols, point-and-click), while DOS is very Protestant--you're responsible for achieving salvation on your own, dimmit, and you confess your sins directly to GOD, and no kissy face icons in-between."

A quote from the CYBERPUNK HANDBOOK, very good btw, by Bart Nagel and some other idiots that use Macs helped him.

Take a BITE out of CRIME, eat Apples!