Kovacs On Music
This July will mark the release of a CD containing music used on Ernie
Kovacs' shows, something every Kovacs fan has been waiting for since...well,
ever.
The CD, titled The Ernie Kovacs Record Collection, is being
produced by Irwin Chusid, a major Kovacs fan (and supporter of this website),
the man who brought us the CD (re-)releases of the music of Raymond Scott
and of Esquivel. The CD will be released by Varese-Sarabande Records. The
original release date was to have been April, but the people at V-S "got"
how special and exciting this CD is and pushed the release date back to
devote more time and effort for promoting it. We're all very excited about
this.
The Museum of TV & Radio are currently featuring the CD in the Xmas
Gift section of the Gift Shop.
Thanks to Irwin Chusid's generosity, below are the CD's credits, track
listing, and liner notes(!):
THE ERNIE KOVACS RECORD COLLECTION
Produced by Irwin Chusid, Edie Adams and Cary
E. Mansfield
Varese-Sarabande Records
release date: July 15,1997
package design by Chris Ware
mastering by Bill Inglot
| "Ernie Kovacs was a funny, bold broadcast pioneer,
whose concepts and innovations have become important forms in today's TV
language. His use of music was great too."
-- Joel Hodgson,
creator of Mystery Science Theatre 3000, and
recipient of the Ernie Kovacs
Award for Innovation in Television
|
The Ernie Kovacs Record Collection
by Irwin Chusid
Ernie Kovacs, as a TV comedy pioneer, has been profiled
in books, network specials, a made-for-TV movie, home videos, and broadcasting
museum tributes. The Kovacs Mystique endures through his undeniable charisma:
the mustache, those smirks, the gesticulating cigar, the deadpan double-takes
and the nonchalance, as well as the manÕs penchant for silly accents
and hamfisted ethnic humor.
Kovacs would saunter off-camera, joke with stagehands,
and monkey with the lens in unpredictable ways (forever impressing a youngster
in Indianapolis named David Letterman). He was casually disrespectful to
sponsors. Despite his confident on-camera manner, he was surrounded by
makeshift sets and cheap props that malfunctioned. Most of his humor was
intentional, but the serendipitous slip- up resulted in quite a bit of
unintentional comedy. He disdained laugh tracks. With his use of (then-)
advanced video technology, he left a groundbreaking, almost supernatural
legacy--the comedic counterpart of The Twilight Zone.
Kovacs perished when his Corvair met a telephone
pole on January 13, 1962, a week shy of his 43rd birthday. Although his
posthumous renown has ebbed and flowed in cycles ever since, his reputation
as the Tesla of TV comedy has never been disputed.
That said, THIS IS NOT A COMEDY ALBUM.
We're presenting a different side of Kovacs, one often unacknowledged.
Ernie had a deep love of music, and it was
a key element in his programs. This album contains some of the more evocative
themes and sketch music he used in his local and network shows and specials,
from roughly 1952 to 1962.
ItÕs not hard to make the case that
Ernie Kovacs was the Father of Music Video, that he inadvertently launched
a revolution that two decades later would mutate into MTV and VH-1. Kovacs
directed shortform videos as visual counterparts to pre-recorded music
in the late 1950s and early 1960s -- a decade- and-a-half before Michael
Nesmith, Todd Rundgren, and Devo strapped on video cams in the service
of developing a "new" popular art form (and selling records).
Kovacs was also a granddaddy of exploring what
is nowadays called "Incredibly Strange Music," or "Space Age Pop." He used
recordings by Esquivel, Robert Maxwell, and Les Baxter, and featured live
performances by such eccentric artists as Peruvian diva Yma Sumac, Ferrante
& Teicher (on prepared piano), and off-key chanteuse Leona Anderson.
He welcomed R&B legends the Treniers and Louis Jordan to his stage.
On this album, weÕve included original studio recordings by Sumac
and Ferrante & Teicher of tunes they played live on Ernie's network
programs; kinescopes of these performances exist in the private collection
of Edie Adams, Ernie's widow and longtime TV partner. (Plans are underway
to make these historic performances available to the public.)
Kovacs -- actor, comedian, writer, videologist,
provocateur
-- was also a choreographer. He directed his cast in absurdist terpsichore
-- and in gorilla suits -- against symphonies, ballets, and impressionistic
works. Besides primates, his entourage included file cabinets, clocks,
roast turkeys, and toy monkeys (non- union). That he didnÕt always
have perfectly synchronized control over these props made his shows all
the more verite.
An Ernie Kovacs music compilation seems an
obvious idea, but until now, it has never been explored. Countless viewers
who have savored Kovacs over four decades have longed dreamed of such a
collection. (Around 1978, Columbia Records issued an LP of Kovacs TV comedy
sketches; minus the visuals, it was less than satisfying.) Many of these
rare tracks are making their CD debut.
Music was an immeasurable part of Ernie's life.
He played piano; according to Adams, there's a video of him playing "Kitten
on the Keys" at the Museum of TV & Radio. The ASCAP Biographical
Dictionary lists Kovacs as composer of three tunes no one seems to
recall: "Ugly Duckling," "Patty Cake," and "The Irving Wong Song." He collected
records, especially novelties. Hungarian composers were like long-lost
relatives. Kovacs had a terrific sense of rhythm, and loved fast tempos,
odd percussion, off-kilter horns, and German oompah music.
He also appropriated the masters, such as Beethoven,
Tchaikovsky, Gershwin, and Stravinsky. (One show's closing credits noted
music by "Ricky" Strauss, "Hank" Haydn, and "Bubbles" Bartok.) "I made
it my job to introduce him to more adventurous music," explained Adams.
"I liked really weird, dissonant music, but couldn't get Ernie into any
of the good, clever, 20th-century stuff. So, I started with Hungarian composers...like
Bartok did some marvelous things with folk tunes. Being Hungarian, Ernie
recognized these from his childhood. After that, he adored any Hungarian
composer. It opened a door, and I created a monster."
Ultimately, Ernie's favorites defy genre. They
weren't jazz, pop, or classical; he gravitated to music that fell between
the cracks. To Kovacs enthusiasts, these recordings will evoke nostalgic
memories of Eugene, Percy Dovetonsils, the Nairobi Trio, and kinetic furniture.
But even if you've never seen a Kovacs re-run in your life, each of these
recordings is a gem worth hearing. As a director, Kovacs didn't just have
good eyes. He had terrific ears.
TRACK NOTES
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Please Stand By...
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Oriental Blues (Ernie's Tune) / The Tony DeSimone
Trio
Recorded around 1952 by Tony DeSimone, Ernies
music director and pianist at WPTZ-TV (Philadelphia). Based on Gershwin's
"Rialto Ripples," it was used as Kovacs' opening and closing theme for
a decade.
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Mack the Knife (Moritatensanger) /Wolfgang Neuss
From the German cast of Threepenny Opera,
"Mackie" could be heard at the beginning of Kovacs shows accompanying quick
gag sketches punctuated by an oscillating soundwave across the screen.
The recording also made a cameo in the 1961 Eugene special (ABC-TV, November
24, 1961), a half-hour program with no dialogue.
-
Song of the Nairobi Trio (Solfeggio) / Robert
Maxwell, His Harp and Orchestra
Used countless times in Ernie's notorious Nairobi
Trio sketches, featuring two or three cast members decked out in gorilla
masks, derbies and trenchcoats, with one ape getting bopped over the head
with a mallet or vase. Maxwell's composition was originally entitled "Solfeggio,"
but MGM Records changed the title to "Song of the Nairobi Trio (Solfeggio)"
to capitalize on Ernie's incessant use of the tune.
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Polka (fr. The Golden Age Op. 22) / Arthur
Fiedler & the Boston Pops This Shostakovich
work was featured prominently during the Eugene program's opening
scene.
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Oye Negra / Ferrante & Teicher
Ferrante & Teicher appeared on Kovacs shows
many times during the mid-1950s, performing duets on "prepared piano" (with
wedges and mutes lodged in the strings to create percussive effects). At
least three live performances, including their April 26, 1956, rendition
of "Oye Negra," exist on kinescope in the Edie Adams collection.
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Hot Cakes and Sausage / Ernie Kovacs with the
Tony DeSimone Trio
Originally released on Top Tunes Records (of
Ocean City, NJ), around 1952, on a 78 rpm disc, it was used at odd moments
in Ernie's radio programs and early TV shows. "He would plug it outrageously,"
recalled Adams. "Any excuse to sing or play it. If they could put it on
the air and sell it, Ernie was all for it. He was shameless."
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Saxophobia / Clancy's Clowns
"The sound man in New York had the original Rudy
Wiedoeft 78 recording," Adams explained. "It was what we called 'elbows
out' music...a corny thing, like what Gleason did before he said 'And away
we go!' If someone was running around the studio, Ernie'd say, 'We'll be
there in a minute, don't go away,' and on would come 'Saxophobia'. It was
running-around music."
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Medley: Jalousie (Jealousy)/Sentimental Journey
/ Esquivel!
These two quirky orchestral arrangements by Juan
Garcia Esquivel, spliced together by Ernie, were used as the soundtrack
for a music video (June 1961, ABC) in which office furniture and secretarial
equipment were kinetically synchronized. Esquivel's album, Infinity
in Sound Vol. 2, the source of these recordings, must have been a favorite;
Ernie used "Cherokee" from the same LP for a September 1961 music video
featuring choreographed kitchen utensils, appliances, and a dancing roast
turkey.
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The Wrong Man / Edie Adams & Ernie Kovacs
Another Top Tunes 78 rpm record. Edie hates it.
"It was the worst!," she laughed. "I was reading it. I'd never seen it
before. I'm off-pitch, Ernie was off-pitch, and there's bad accents! It
was awful!" Which largely explains its appeal.
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There's A Little Spark of Love Still Burning /
Henry Burr
Featured in the Eugene special, in which Eugene
(Ernie) disrupts the sanctity of a men's club parlor by turning on an old
radio, out of which emanates this 1915 relic. "Back when we were in New
York," Adams recalled, "we would give the sound man a stack of records.
When Ernie started ad-libbing, the sound man would just play whatever he
thought was appropriate. 'Little Spark' was a favorite."
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Fish / Leona Anderson
This bizarre record was played at odd moments;
e.g., Ernie would casually walk over to a standing suit of armor, lift
the faceguard, and out would come "Fish," presumably sung by the knight's
spirit. The eccentric Miss Anderson occasionally guested on Kovacs programs.
"She was a wonderful lady," Adams noted fondly. "She knew she was camp,
but she was very funny, and very sweet. She only appeared in the New York
shows." The song was recorded in the Manhattan studio of marionettist Bil
Baird, with Baird on tenor tuba and Tony Burrello on calliope.
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Celestial Nocturne / The Les Baxter Orchestra,
with Dr. Samuel Hoffman on Theremin
This ethereal piece was occasionally played under
the tender poetic offerings of lush versifier Percy Dovetonsils.
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African Echoes / Ferrante & Teicher
Another prepared piano duet for which a Kovacs
kinescope exists, from July 9, 1956.
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Indian Love Call / Edie Adams & Ernie Kovacs
with the Henry Mancini Orchestra
A duet from Edie's album, Music to Listen to
Records By.
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Tumba (Earthquake) / Yma Sumac
The enigmatic Yma Sumac performed this tune live
on the Kovacs show in 1956, surrounded by an exotica tableau of Tiki masks,
flaming torches, and volcanic smoke. A kinescope of the performance exists.
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Rats in My Room / Leona Anderson This song
was performed live by Anderson on the Kovacs show during the mid- 1950s;
the recording was used periodically as sketch music.
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Mississippi Boogie / Ferrante & Teicher
A third prepared piano duet for which a kinescope
exists (September 10, 1956). Although kinescopes have not surfaced, program
logs reveal that F&T also performed "Susanna's Last Stand" (4/20/56),
"Ritual Fire Dance" (10/8/56), "Mama yo Quero" (9/10/56), and Rhapsody
in Blue (10/9/56).
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Lt. Kije, Part III - Kije's Wedding / The Chicago
Symphony Orchestra conducted by Fritz Reiner
This Prokofiev movement was used as a soundtrack
to the pseudoscientific video documentary, "The Story of a Drop of Water"
(December 1961, ABC).
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Oriental Blues / LeRoy Holmes & His Tug Boat
Eight
This remake of the theme was the 'B'-side of
Ernie's "Hey, Taxi!" 45 rpm MGM single.
Remember: Always brush with
Schnitzel-Dent
| Thanks, again, to Irwin Chusid
for contributing his liner notes for the CD to this site. Look for it in
stores, or buy it on Amazon.com,
where you can listen to sample tracks. |
NOTE: Yes, folks, there
are a few selections that did not make it onto the CD for various reasons:
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Bartok's Concerto for Orchestra --
one of Ernie's most famous and moody video pieces used the first movement
of this piece; it's the eerie noir-ish street scene. My guess is the movement's
too long. Ernie also used a section of the third movement, illustrated
by a young couple and a cop at a water fountain, and he also used a section
of Bartok's piece for strings and celeste illustrated by a circus poster
of a clown with tears streaming down its face.
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The infamous "dinner symphony" -- this
is what Irwin called the piece with a number of people of different ethnic
background eating dinner in time with some music. At the time of the CD's
release, no one could identify the piece -- and I mean no one
-- and therefore rights could not be secured. Months later, musicologists
Irwin had contacted informed him it was a piece by the Hungarian composer
Kara Karajev.
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Mona Lisa -- the recording of Mona
Lisa sung in Polish Ernie used in his famous bathtub blackouts is also
unidentifiable (he used the same recording, but of The Tennesse Waltz,
for his "Amazing Submergo" running gag).
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Haydn's String Quartet, Op. 33 No.
5 -- the "Serenade" movement from this quartet (actually written by a Benedictine
monk named Hoffstetter and attributed to Hadyn for many years) was used
in Ernie's Dutch Masters commercials. Which recording did Ernie use, O
great Matzah? This was unknown at the time of the CD's release. Chusid
has since found out that it was an LP by the American String Quartet. Find
a copy on eBay, if you can.
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1812 Overture, Russian Dance from the
Nutcracker Suite, et al. There are a number of easily recognizable pieces
of classical music Ernie used which we can all find ourselves.
-- Ben Model