All the Random Thoughts and Stories on this page are from my book and in no way reflect the thoughts, feelings, or opinions of my lawyers.... Keep in Mind that the Contents of this Page are Copyrighted 1996. Thanks for not Stealing.
If Vegetarians Eat Vegetables, Then shouldn't we All keep an Eye on the Humanitarians? And What about the Seminarians?A Penny Saved is a Waste of the Bank's Time.
Santa is actually SATAN! I have proof... Think about it... The Black boots, Beard, a love of the Color RED! He hangs out with elves and Horned Animals! The Fat laughing guy Giving you TOYS for NO REASON? Armaggedon is near! Repent! REPENT!
The half assed man gets no wedgies.
Can Vegetarians eat Animal Crackers?
What are Hershey's Kisses Like In France?
More to come... Keep an eye out for the sagas of Little Red Riding Hood and Snow White!
