1. No more dieting. Only pleasurable eating.

  2. No more “exercise." Only ecstatic moving.

  3. No more waiting for when I’m thinner. Doing it now.

  4. No more colluding with other women to shame my body or theirs.

  5. No cosmetics with the word “concealer” in them.

  6. No more purchasing of magazines that suggest aging is either a crime or a disease.

  7. No more watching of t.v. shows or movies where women get punished for being sexual. (Man, that’s going to cut down on my movie-going.)

  8. No more judging of women and what they wear, how big or small they are, and whether they’ve had plastic surgery.

  9. Or men, for that matter.

  10. Groovy lipsticks forever, amen!