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New -- Quotes and Sounds From the Movie...
This section includes many of my favorite lines from the movie, some of which I use in everyday conversation. They are listed in chronological order, and there are so many that you can probably pick up the story line just by reading them. There are more than 115 of them and they all have sounds attached to them, so click away! Sound sizes range from 6k to 128k, depending on length.
Click on a link below to go to a given part of the movie:

The Discussion:
The Station:
The Plan:
- Oh god, Ray Tango, how he loves to dance. He wlatzes in and takes all my drugs, and then Tangoes back out again. (Perret)
- Gabriel Cash, how many millions, how many, how many this time. (Perret)
- Well I've had enough of this (Perret)
- Too much television can hurt your eyes (Perret)
- Now, now do you understand why we musn't kill them? (Perret) No Mr. Perret I do not understand (Lopez)
- It would be much quicker (Quan), and easier (Lopez).
- Quicker and easier. Yes, quick and easy is how you bake a cake or clean a toilet bowl or shop, by mail. But quick and easy is not how you run a multi-million dollar businnes such as ours (Perret).
- Gabriel Cash has cost me more than $60 million, that includes guns, drugs and various other enterprises. (Perret)
- Two little mice, and so much damage (Perret).
- But if we kill them we risk all out war with the police (Perret)
- They're heroes already, why make martyrs out of them (Perret)
- <laugh> (Perret)
- I have a game, a game that only we can win (Perret)
- Within two weeks I will be taking delivery of the largest shipment of munitions and weapons that we have ever handled (Perret)
- Aren't they beautiful? (Perret)
The Setup:
The Trial:
The Success:
The Prison:
- Cash, I'm gonna put brown sugar in your ass! (An Inmate)
- That Crapper's mine! (Cash's Cellmate)
- The infamous Cash and Tango. Dishonored, imprisoned, what a shameful fall from glory (Perret)
- Just think of me as someone who doesn't like you very much (Perret)
- You're a pretty boy, aren't you (Raquin), I'm panicking (Tango), How'd you like me to change it for you? (Raquin)
- I wouldn't (Tango)
- Brave boy (Raquin)
- You wanna cut my throat, go ahead. You wanna cut my f***ing head off and use it for a f***ing basketball? You can bowl the motherf***er for all I care, just don't let him do it. I don't want to get killed by this slimy, immigrant jerkoff, I wanna get killed by an American jerkoff! (Cash)
- You f***ing wanker! (Raquin)
- Put it away for now, just for now. (Perret)
- Some of your other friends want to say hello first (Perret)
- Real badass cops. You don't look so tough now, do you. Do ya ya f***? (Jaw Guy)
- On the streets this pig and his cop friend broke my ribs, my leg, and my jaw. (Jaw Guy)
- Rats in a maze, men in a cage (Perret)
- Who fries first? (Raquin)
- First, Mr. Cash (Perret)
- Motherf*** you! (Cash)
- Fry Tango! (Jaw Guy)
- Get em the hell down, off that scaffold, off that scaffold, lock this place down! (Matt)
- You look like hell Cash (Matt)
- Anything can happen behind these walls (Matt)
- What's with your friend (Matt)
- Now that is a risky proposition (Tango)
- Cause it's a hell of a lot better than your plan B which you don't even have (Cash)
- Tango! (Jaw Guy)
The Reaction:
The Investigation:
The Infiltration:
- Oh my God (Perret)
- Come on (Perret, calm)
- Where the hell are we, it looks like a goddamned pit (Cash)
- <laugh> (Perret)
- Come on (Perret, excited)
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Perret)
- Where the hell did you learn to drive (Tango), Stevie Wonder (Cash)
- We're in a goddamned maze! (Tango)
- This son of a bitch is playing with us! (Cash)
- Comeon, get the sons of bitches! (Perret)
- Oh, sh**! <engine noise> (Tango)
- What's this guy own, a used car lot? (Tango)
- Come on! (Perret, very upset)
- Bring them in! (Perret)
- Let them come Mr. Perret (Quan), We are ready (Lopez)
The End:
The Music:

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