The Sequel.

Cheerio Kaboom by Eric
My sister likes cereal
Until a super herd of elephants destroyed her home planet of Beta-6

Nixon by Matt
Nixon had a lot of money
Spent it all
On turntables
Why? Nixon, why?
Why? Answer me, dammit!
Nixon, this is embarrassing
Oh wait
You passed away
Turntables left unspun

Bagel Time by Eric
Super John the talking bagel
I met him at the coffee shop
He asked me to be king and queen
I wish he'd invite my friends to the sock hop

Lonely Cowboy by Matt
Lonely cowboy with a microphone
He squeals like a slide whistle
Phweeeeeeeephwooooooo
Please cut it out

The Epic Saga of Teddy D by Eric
There once was a boy named Teddy D
For lack of a better name
Once I found him peeing
At Ames

Bald Time Traveler by Matt
Soiled wig
On time traveler's head
Where did he get it?
In the past, that is where
Time traveler
With soiled wig upon him
Where'd you park the van?

Teddy D the Saga Continues by Eric
My friend Teddy D loves to play chess
Nothing rhymes with that...

Precious Gem by Matt
Mexican bandits
Stole the precious gem
I really needed the precious gem
Empty shoebox
Mocking me
Precious gem lost forever
Oh wait, there it is

Teddy D: the Prequel by Eric
Like I said, Teddy D likes to play chess
He once challenged the Dark Lord of apocalypse to a game
The booty was the second "d" in his name
Teddy lost and is now referred to as Tedy D