Quotes
" If I'm a fool....well I'm too much in love to care"
- Joseph Gillis - Sunset Blvd
" Learn as if you were to live forever, Live as if you were to die tomorrow "
- don't know
" Do you love me because I am beautiful or am I beautiful because you love me?" 
- don't know
" I is edumacated, now I gradulate "
- Jeff Myers
" No man...it's greek."
- Andrew Euretig
" Well, I must hit my books before they hit me."
- Jeff Bronzini
" Fu Ling Yu Says: Old age is time when sight of pretty girl only arouses memories instead of hopes."
- fortune cookie
" Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe, And he'll believe you.... Tell him that a bench has wet paint upon it and he'll have to touch it to be sure."
- don't know
" Do or do not, there is no try."
- Yoda
" The way I grew up, if you were lucky enough to get someone to go to bed with you, you either married them or you paid 'em."
- from the sitcom 'Coach'
" A step forward by one is all to often seen as a step backwords by another"
- Nabil
" Here's to all the pretty girls who went to our heads... Here's to all the witty ones who went to our beds"
- Les Miserables
" The lights are going out in Europe, we shall not see them lit again in our lifetime."
- Sir Edward Grey prior to World War I
" O che sciagura d'essere seza coglioni!"
- from Candide
" I don't worry about nothing no...because worrying is a waste of my time"
- from the song Mr. Brownstone, Guns N' Roses
" Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
- Robin Williams as Mr. Doubtfire, in Mrs. Doubtfire
" Do not be loved by others; do not accept their charity, do not promise anything...Always wear a mask. Always be ready for a fight - be able to hit the next man on the head at any time. Don't forget that when you make friends with someone you are sooner or later certain to break with him."
- Japanese book
" Only the good die young."
-???
"..He's Sooooo tall!"
- Christine Ling
" Don't you hate it when life doesn't follow the manuals?"
- don't know
" Time's flying, but I'm not having any fun"
- don't know
" If you're not confused you're not thinking"
- don't know
" The world is full of happiness that I have never known"
- Eponine - Les Miserables
" Fu Ling Yu says: Man who can read women like book usually likes to read in bed"
- fortune cookie
" We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry."
- John Webster
" Sir, If you were my husband I would poision your drink...Madam, If I were your husband I would drink it."
- Winston Churchill in dialogue with some lady
" If I could only remember everything I know..."
- Nabil Ahmad
" Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are"
- Houssaye
" I poo-poo every day"
- Kelvin Fu
" It's not that all pretty things die young, they just become old and wicked with time"
- from The Big Sleep
" People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
- Vice President Dan Quayle
" Show me a man who can laugh when he's down, and I'll show you a happy whino"
- Good Times (TV Show)
" ...but she's not Rachael."
- Ross from Friends (TV Show)
"You had me at hello."
- Jerry Maguire
"You make me want to be a better man."
- Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets
"I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"
- Lloyd Bridges, Airplane
"These walls were not built to shut out problems...child you must live the life you were born to live"
- Mother Superior, The Sound of Music
If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make the change.
- Michael Jackson, Man in the Mirror
" To love another person is to see the face of God"
- Les Miserables
"Knowledge is power... don't share it."
- Roger Tsai
I'm drunk, but I'm not drunk....and I meant what I said
- Rishi (while drunk)