Moldier: The truth is out there, Scummey.
Scummey: What?
Moldier: I said: The truth is out there!
Scummey: Oh. (pause) The only truth I want to know is, who's been 
         stealing my panties.
Moldier: (stiffens slightly) Uh... It must be an alien visitation.
Scummey: Particle refraction tests suggest a human presence.  
         Possibly male.
Moldier: (noticeably uncomfortable)  Hmmm....
Scummey: And another thing, Moldier.  Why is it we've worked 
         together for two years and you've never jumped me?