Nat's Movie Diary: 1987 - 1989 • next

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The years 1987-1989 are really the ragged edge of this diary: my collection of ticket stubs is incomplete, my memory patchy. I have documented this three year span as best I could. The ink on my incomplete collection of ticket stubs has faded completely- thankfully, when I pasted these stubs in my book, I copied down the titles and dates in more permanent ballpoint. I have supplemented the tickets with my own memory of seeing movies in the theater. In these cases, I have listed the month and year of the movie's initial release.

June 1987 • The Untouchables
I love this movie. Top-flight talent in all the roles, great sets, great Armani clothes, Ennio Morricone music, and a taut, exciting story where Brian DePalma keeps his worst tendencies in check. I don't have a ticket stub for this movie, but I distinctly remember leaning over to whisper something crucial to the plot into my mother's ear in the theater.
July 1987 • Beverly Hills Cop 2
Each of the three Beverly Hills Cop movies was directed by a diffrerent man, and each has its own feel, almost as if each is a 'riff' on the same concept. The first is a perfect blend of comedy and crime action. The first sequel, directed by Tony Scott (Top Gun), is much more serious, beginning with Ronny Cox's character getting shot (by Brigitte Neilsen, of all people!). Also starring Dean Stockwell and his 'sleazy bad guy' moustache.
  Cannon Films: Now Less Than Ever! Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus brought the world some of the sclhockiest films of the last quarter-century. Cannon Films singlehandedly kept Chuck Norris and Chuck Bronson working with over sixteen films between them. Cannon Films.com is a tribute to the history of this defunct independent studio. How many Cannon Films have you seen? I have seen the following Cannon films on home video:
  • Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (the worst of the series)
  • Lifeforce (English babes playing hot naked alien vampires; Patrick Stewart has a bit part)
  • Alien From L.A. starring Kathy Ireland (I only saw this one on Mystery Science Theater 3000)
  • Runaway Train (not a bad flick, actually)
  • Cobra ("Beverly Hills Cop" was intended for Sylvester Stallone; his vision for the film ended up being made as this piece of cheese.)

June 1988 • Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
The opening short cartoon, featuring Roger, the Baby, and a kitchen, made me laugh harder than I ever had before in a theater. The story is Chinatown-esque and completely irrelevant. The mixing of human and inked characters varies from perfect to obviously fake, but director Robert Zemeckis sets a fast pace. The climactic sequence inside the Acme warehouse always reminds me of the climax of Back To The Future.
July 3rd, August 6th, and August 13, 1988 • Die Hard
Die Hard invented a new genre of movies: Die Hard on a Battleship (Under Siege), Die Hard on a Bus (Speed), Die Hard on a Plane (Passenger 57, Air Force One), Die Hard on a Cruise Ship (Speed 2), Die Hard On A Train (Under Siege 2). The irony is that Die Hard 2 and 3 didn't really follow the same template. One of the keys to making this kind of movie work is an attractive villain. Hiring some hack with a funny accent is not enough. Hiring classically trained Alan Rickman to put on a German accent is crucial to the success of this film. Did I mention I got the 2 disc DVD set for Christmas? I saw this three times in two months- clearly this is a masterpiece to a sixteen-year-old.
October 24, 1988 • Imagine: John Lennon • Copley Place, "shoebox" theater
When I was 15, I got my first CD player, plus a copy of The White Album on CD for Christmas in 1987. I quickly became a devout Beatles fan. However, I didn't know much about Lennon's post-Beatles life, so this was a good introduction. However, I spent a lot of time necking during this movie with my first girlfriend.
December 1988 • U2 Rattle and Hum
Great to see U2 on the big screen.
December 1988 • Scrooged
Very silly. One of my Christmas pleasures. All I remember about seeing this in the theater was watching Bill Murray's character talk to the audience during the credits. The lights had come up and half the crowd was gone at that point.
The Standards & Practices lady has a problem with the Solid Gold Dancers' low-cut costumes...
S&P Lady: You can see her nipples.
Frank Cross: I want to see her nipples.
S&P: But this is a Christmas show.
Frank: Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.
Stagehand: You can barely see them nipples.
Frank Cross: See? And these guys are REALLY looking.

January 1989 • Three Fugitives
On his first day out after being released from prison, bank robber Lucas (Nick Nolte) is an innocent bystander in line for a teller, when he gets tangled up in a botched bank robbery by desparate father Ned Perry (Martin Short). When the police arrive, Detective Dugan (James Earl Jones) naturally assumes Lucas is behind the hold-up. Lucas ends up on the run with Perry and his sickly daughter Meg (Sarah Rowland Doroff).

Written and directed by Francis Veber, a remake of his 1986 French movie Les Fugitifs, starring Gérard Depardieu as Lucas. Nick Nolte also played the Gérard Depardieu role in another French-turned-American remake, Down & Out in Beverly Hills (based on the French play Boudu Saved From Drowning). Martin Short also played a man named Ned (Ned Nederlander), in ¡Three Amigos! (1986) My first ever film review was a review of this movie, for a student comedy newspaper which I co-founded with some friends. The review is not available on this Web site, thank God.


May 1989 • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Spielberg, Lucas, and Ford are still talking about making a fourth Indy Film, eighteen years after this movie was released. Obviously, Sean Connery was playing a character (Dr. Henry Jones) older than himself, as Connery is less than twelve years older than Harrison Ford. What's frightening is that Harrison Ford is now older than Sean Connery was when he played Henry Jones:

ActorD.O.B.19892007
Sean ConneryAugust 25, 193058 
Harrison FordJuly 13, 1942 65


June 1989 • Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier
So, so terrible. So bad I never saw it again.
June 1989 • Ghostbusters 2 • North Shore Shopping Center Cinema, Peabody
"You fell for the old 'hand-eating-toaster' trick!"
July 18, 1989 • Batman • Liberty Tree Mall, Danvers
A great sold out opening night crowd. A packed house of energized fans is the best way to see a movie.
August 1989 • Millennium
It's actually a pretty neat premise- in order repopulate the future (or something like that), passengers are abducted from jet planes which are about to crash, then the planes are sent off to blow up without them. This way, no one in the 20th century knows the passengers were abducted? Now that I spell it out, it's a bizarre premise.
October 6, 1989 • When Harry Met Sally...
The gold standard for romantic comedies in the 1990s. Co-screenwriter Nora Ephron has gone on to make a career out of directing familiar remakes of this movie. The key element which sets this movie apart from Sleepless In Seattle and You've Got Mail is the male presence of Rob Reiner (director and co-writer) and Andrew Scheinman (co-writer). Their perspective helps establish the male voice in this film.
November 8, 1989 • Erik The Viking
Incredibly silly Viking movie starring Tim Robbins.
The day before Thanksgiving, 1989 • Back To The Future Part 2
I am a sucker for time-travel stories, and alternate-futures even more so.
 Clark Griswold's Immortal Children • Well, maybe not immortal, but young Rusty and Audrey Griswold seemed to have discovered some kind of elixir for slowing the aging process. Assuming the actors who play Rusty and Audrey are always "playing their age", there's some kind of voodoo hoodoo going on at the Griswold household.
  Clark Ellen Rusty Audrey  
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) 40291515Anthony Michael Hall & Dana Barron
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985) 4231?21Jason Lively & Dana Hill
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) 46351416Johnny Galecki & Juliette Lewis
National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation (1997) 54431924Ethan Embry & Marisol Nichols

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