And then I would use, y'know, the strongest tool at my disposal: my sexuality.
answer:
PHOEBE
Are you thinking, how it's been so long since you've had sex and wondering if they've changed it?
answer:
PHOEBE
For once, could you not just remember every little thing?
answer:
RACHEL
Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?
answer:
RACHEL
Hey, just so you know: it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!
answer:
RACHEL
I have had it with you guys and your "cancer" and your "emphysema" and your "heart disease." The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it.
answer:
CHANDLER
Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck, fantastic!
answer:
RACHEL
Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
answer:
MONICA
Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.
answer:
CHANDLER
Married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, married a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, live in a box!
answer:
MONICA
No way are you cool enough to pull off “Clint”.
answer:
JOEY
No, I'm a positive person. You're like Santa Claus...on Prozac...in Disney Land...getting laid.
answer:
PHOEBE
Oh, I know, this must be so hard. “Oh no, two women love me! They're both gorgeous and sexy! My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT!”
answer:
CHANDLER
Okay, for the bizillionth time: Yes, I see other women in the shower at the gym, and no, I don't look.
answer:
MONICA
“Ooh, I'm a man”. “Ooh, I have a penis”. “Ooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women”.
answer:
RACHEL
Sandrine is a great name... for an industrial solvent.
answer:
ROSS
Stupid British snack food!
answer:
ROSS
The hills are alive with the sound...OF music!
answer:
ROSS
Think about it... You're 18, she's 44. When you're 36, she's gonna be 88!
answer:
JOEY
This isn't out of the blue! This is smack dab in the middle of the blue!!
answer:
JOEY
“Throbbing pens”? Don't wanna be around when he writes with those.
answer:
MONICA
If you go to Disneyland, you don't spend the whole day on the Matterhorn.
answer:
RACHEL
I've had the same walk since high school, and you know how when a guy walks into a room, and everybody takes notice? I think I need a “take notice” walk.
answer:JOEY
Well, I couldn't tell her I was naked. She's allowed to see me naked.
answer:
CHANDLER
Well it's just that something like this would never happen to, like, The Hulk.
answer:
PHOEBE
What? You made a bet! A bet is a bet! You bet on a bet, and if you lose you lose the bet!
answer:
JOEY
Whoa! Where you going in those pants? 1982?
answer:
MONICA
Once again, not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn't been on the toilet.
answer:
PHOEBE
Yeah, like Ross and Rachel are so responsible. Emma is the product of a bottle of Merlot and a five year old condom.
answer:
MONICA
You don't want to be guys, you'd be all hairy and you wouldn't live as long.
answer:
CHANDLER
I think that's a great idea. It'll be like the Pilgrims bringing the Indians syphilis.
answer:
ROSS
You know, with that goatee, you kinda look like Satan.
answer:
JOEY
You're so far past the line, you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
answer:
JOEY
They don't know we know they know we know!
answer:
JOEY
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