Top Ten Rejection Lines

Top Ten Rejection Lines Given By Women

(and what they really mean)

BulletI think of you as a brother [ you remind me of that banjo playing geek in "Deliverance" ]

BulletThere's a slight difference in our ages [ you are one jurassic geezer ]

BulletI'm not attracted to you in THAT way [ you are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon ]

BulletMy life is too complicated right now [ I don't want you spend the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing ]

BulletI've got a boyfriend [ who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's ]

BulletI don't date men where I work [ Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building ]

BulletIt's not you; it's me [ It's not me, it's you ]

BulletI'm concentrating on my career [ Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you ]

BulletI'm celibate [ I've sworn off only the men like you ]

BulletLet's be friends [ I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing ]

Top Ten Rejection Lines Given By men

(and what they really mean)

BulletI think of you as a sister [ you're ugly]

BulletThere's a slight difference in our ages [ you're ugly ]

BulletI'm not attracted to you in THAT way [ you're ugly ]

BulletMy life is too complicated right now [ you're ugly ]

BulletI've got a girlfriend [ you're ugly ]

BulletI don't date women where I work [ you're ugly ]

BulletIt's not you; it's me [ you're ugly ]

BulletI'm concentrating on my career [ you're ugly ]

BulletI'm celibate [ you're ugly ]

BulletLet's be friends [ you're sinfully ugly ]


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