McDonnell Douglas
                     AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES


                           Important! Important!


Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase


Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft.  In order to
protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill  out the
warranty registration card below.  Answering the survey questions is not
required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best
meet your needs and desires.


1. _Mr.  _Mrs.  _Ms.  _Miss  _Lt.  _Gen.  _Comrade  _Classified  _Other

First Name____________________Initial____Last Name_________________________

Latitude_____________________Longitude_________________________

Altitude_____________________Password, Code Name, Etc.__________________


2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

  _F-14 Tomcat   _F-15 Eagle  _F-16 Falcon  _F-117A Stealth  _Classified


3. Date of purchase:   Month___________Day___________Year____________


4. Serial Number____________________


5. Please check where this product was purchased:

_Received as Gift/Aid Package
_Catalog Showroom
_Sleazy Arms Broker
_Mail Order
_Discount Store
_Government Surplus
_Classified


6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you
have just purchased:

_Heard loud noise, looked up
_Store Display
_Espionage
_Recommended by friend/relative/ally
_Political lobbying by Manufacturer
_Was attacked by one


7.  Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision
to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:

_Style/Appearance
_Kickback/Bribe
_Recommended by salesperson
_Speed/Maneuverability
_Comfort/Convenience
_McDonnell Douglas Reputation
_Advanced Weapons Systems
_Price/Value
_Back-Room Politics
_Negative experience opposing one in combat


8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:

_North America
_Central/South America
_Aircraft Carrier
_Europe
_Middle East
_Africa
_Asia/Far East
_Misc. Third-World Countries
_Classified


9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase
in the near future:

Product             Own  Intend to purchase
Color TV            ___  ___
VCR                 ___  ___
ICBM                ___  ___
Killer Satellite    ___  ___
CD Player           ___  ___
Air-to-Air Missiles ___  ___
ZX-11               ___  ___
Space Shuttle       ___  ___
Home Computer       ___  ___
Nuclear Weapon      ___  ___


10. How would you describe yourself or your organization?  Check all that
apply:

_Communist/Socialist
_Terrorist
_Crazed (Islamic)
_Crazed (Other)
_Neutral
_Democratic
_Denizen
_Dictatorship
_Corrupt (Latin American)
_Corrupt (Other)
_Primitive/Tribal


11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?

_Cash
_Suitcases of Cocaine
_Oil Revenues
_Deficit Spending
_Personal Check
_Credit Card
_Ransom Money
_Traveler's Check
_Hostages


12. Occupation              You  Your Spouse

Homemaker                   ___  ___
Sales/Marketing             ___  ___
Revolutionary               ___  ___
Clerical                    ___  ___
Mercenary                   ___  ___
Tyrant                      ___  ___
Middle Management           ___  ___
Eccentric Billionaire       ___  ___
Defense Minister/General    ___  ___
Retired                     ___  ___
Student                     ___  ___


13. To help us understand our Customers' lifestyles, please indicate the
interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy 
participating in on a regular basis:

Activity/Interest          You  Your Spouse
Golf                        ___  ___
Boating/Sailing             ___  ___
Sabotage                    ___  ___
Running/Jogging             ___  ___
Propaganda/Disinformation   ___  ___
Destabilizing/Overthrow     ___  ___
Default on Loans            ___  ___
Gardening                   ___  ___
Crafts                      ___  ___
Black Market/Smuggling      ___  ___
Collectibles/Collections    ___  ___
Watching Sports on TV       ___  ___
Wines                       ___  ___
Interrogation/Torture       ___  ___
Motorcycle Touring          ___  ___
Household Pets              ___  ___
Crushing Rebellions         ___  ___
Espionage/Reconnaissance    ___  ___
Fashion Clothing            ___  ___
Border Disputes             ___  ___
Mutually Assured Destruction __  ___


Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire.  Your answers
will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you
better in the future -- as well as allowing you to receive mailings and
special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and
mysterious consortia.

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes?  Please write to:

McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
P.O. Box 800
St. Louis, MO 55500

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