[Atom Animation]

Raymond's Favorite Sayings

Back to Home

BulletThe man is richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.

BulletHe who will not, when he may, when he would, he shall have nay.

BulletBehind every great man is a woman who is really surprised.

BulletYou can't have everything. Where would you put it?

BulletThose people who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.

BulletAs people age, they become caricatures of their younger selves. [Debbie]

BulletIn theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is,

BulletExperience is a tough teacher. She gives the test first and the lesson afterward.

BulletMan is a strange creature who makes deserts bloom and lakes die.

BulletFeed a cold, starving dog. He will be your friend and will not bite you. This is the principal difference between dogs and men. [Mark Twain]

BulletFact of life: You can't make someone love you.

BulletNo task is impossible for someone who doesn't have to do it themselves.

BulletIf we thought twice about everything we say, perhaps we would only say half as much. [Ben Franklin]

BulletGood advice: Know who your friends are.

BulletAll problems have simple, easy to understand, logical wrong answers.

BulletIt's amazing how six months of lab work can save you two hours in the library.

BulletWomen learn to love the men they like and men learn to like the women they love.

BulletGreat ideas should be expressed as simply as possible, but no simpler. [Albert Einstein]

BulletBeauty is only skin deep but ugly goes clean to the bone.

BulletYou've seen it with your own eyes. How many times does it have to happen before you believe. [Agent Mulder]

BulletThe essence of immorality is the tendency to make exceptions for one's self. [Jane Addams]

Click here to return to home page.