The man is richest whose pleasures are the
cheapest.
He who will not, when he may, when he would, he
shall have nay.
Behind every great man is a woman who is really
surprised.
You can't have everything.
Where would you put it?
Those people who love sausage and respect
the law should never watch either one being made.
As people age, they become caricatures of their
younger selves. [Debbie]
In theory, there is no difference between
theory and practice. In practice, there is,
Experience is a tough teacher. She gives the test
first and the lesson afterward.
Man is a strange creature who makes deserts bloom
and lakes die.
Feed a cold, starving dog. He will be your friend
and will not bite you. This is the principal difference between dogs and men.
[Mark Twain]
Fact of life: You can't make someone love you.
No task is impossible for someone who doesn't have
to do it themselves.
If we thought twice about everything we
say, perhaps we would only say half as much. [Ben Franklin]
Good advice: Know who your friends are.
All problems have simple, easy to understand,
logical wrong answers.
It's amazing how six months of lab work
can save you two hours in the library.
Women learn to love the men they like and men learn to
like the women they love.
Great ideas should be expressed as simply as possible,
but no simpler. [Albert Einstein]
Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes clean
to the bone.
You've seen it with your own eyes. How many times
does it have to happen before you believe. [Agent Mulder]
The essence of immorality is the tendency to make
exceptions for one's self. [Jane Addams]