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You won't find any cute animated doo-dads or widgets here that crawl around on your screen. Sorry, no midi versions of old disco tunes or Slim Whitman hits, no national anthems or patriotic drinking songs. RayzRealm contains no COOKIES, advertising, spam, porno, Active-X terrorist plug-ins, spy tracking software, viruses, bacteria, fungus, pop ups, Trojan horses, no Anthrax or other weapons of mass destruction.

It's a little of this and a little of that. It also helps to have a semi-developed sense of irony and the absurd, a disrespect for misplaced authority and the Madison Avenue brain laundry (brains washed and folded while you wait), plus the ability to read between the lines. Enjoy your visit, and come back again.

God help us all!