Incredible TV Offer - RayzRealm
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Incredible TV Offer

Remember life before the turn of the century? the 60's? The protests? The outrage? The questioning of misplaced authority? Times have changed, but you can still relive the music of an earlier era right in your own home, over and over again.

Apocalyptic Monkey Productions in conjunction with Armageddon Music and Video presents, "Songs for the New American Century", a hand picked musical anthology that was not afraid to ask the tough questions. These are not low quality, Third World pirated copies or a cheap terrorist imitation, but all the full length singles, performed by the original artists, back when people confronted a corrupt system in song.

Order now, and you'll receive Volume 1 on 5 giant CD's or cassette tapes, attractively enclosed in a sturdy depleted uranium storage case suitable for gift giving. Your first volume will contain such memorable songs as...

  1. Blowing in the Wind - Peter Paul and Mary
  2. Eve of Destruction - Barry Maguire
  3. Masters of War - Barry Maguire
  4. Feel Like I'm Fixin to Die Rag - Country Joe and The Fish
  5. The End - The Doors
  6. For What It's Worth - Buffalo Springfield
  7. Fortunate Son - Creedence Clearwater Revival
  8. Ohio - Crosby Stills Nash and Young
  9. Dirty Laundry - Don Henley
  10. Dogs of War - Pink Floyd
  11. Money - Pink Floyd
  12. The Wall - Pink Floyd
  13. Hell is For Children - Pat Benetar
  14. Pink Houses - John Cougar Mellencamp
  15. Winter In America - Gil Scott Heron
  16. Rock the Casbah - The Clash
  17. Sunday Bloody Sunday - U2
  18. Two Tribes - Frankie Goes to Hollywood
  19. Who Are the Brain Police - Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention
  20. Trouble Coming Every Day - Frank Zappa and The Mothers Of Invention
  21. The Ostrich - Steppenwolf
  22. The End of Innocense - Don Henley
  23. Red Skies - The Fixx
  24. Stand or Fall - The Fixx
  25. 1999 - Prince
  26. Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Flotd
  27. I'd Love to Change the World - Ten Years After
  28. Broken English - Maryann Faithful
  29. Merry Minuet - Kingston Trio
  30. Love and Money - Bronski Beat
  31. Going Up in Smoke - Eddie Kendricks
  32. For the Love of Money - O'Jays
  33. Ain't Necessarilly So - Bronski Beat
  34. Inner City Blues - Marvin Gaye
  35. Shout - Tears For Fears
  36. Suppose They Give a War - West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band
  37. God's Song (that's why I love mankind) - Randy Newman
  38. Subterranean Homesick Blues - Bob Dylan
  39. It's All Right Ma - Bob Dylan
  40. Where Have All the Flowers Gone - Peter Paul and Mary
  41. Mercy Mercy Me - Marvin Gaye
  42. Sympathy For the Devil - Rolling Stones
  43. Imagine - John Lennon
  44. Unmarked Helicopters - Soul Coughing
  45. Sons and Daughters - Neville Brothers
  46. On The Outside - Sheryl Crow
  47. 21st Century Schizoid Man - King Crimson
  48. I Talk to the Wind - King Crimson
  49. Nature's Way - Spirit
  50. Supernature - Cerrone
  51. Turn Turn Turn - The Byrds
  52. Games Without Frontiers - Peter Gabriel
  53. War, What Is It Good For - Edwin Star
  54. There's Only So Much Oil in the Ground - Tower of Power

If you bought these records individually in stores (provided all copies had not been confiscated), you could pay $100, $150 or even $200 or more, but for this limited time, all 54 full length, unedited songs are yours for the low price of $49.95, plus $12 shipping and handling charge to help cover the cost of shipping and handling the depleted uranium gift box.

But wait, there's more! If you act now, and call the toll free number on your screen, we'll throw in an added bonus, full unadulterated copies of the United States "Bill of Rights" and "Constitution" on high quality parchment, suitable for framing.

That's not all, call today and you'll also receive 6 radiation dosimeter badges and 6, yes 6 home anthrax testing kits, enough for you and your entire family, free of charge!

There's still more! if you call our toll free number today, we'll also throw in a home debugging kit free with a detailed instruction manual on how to detect phone taps, hidden microphones, transmitters and Internet tracking software in your home.

Each month until November of 2004, you will be sent a new volume of "Songs For The New American Cenury". Enjoy it on us for 30 days free, if you are not completed delighted, or have been incarcerated, send the collection back for a cheerful "unconditional" refund, but keep the copies of the Bill of Rights, Constitution and Debugging kit as our free gift to you.

This anthology is not available in stores, but only through this limited time TV offer. Act now while supplies last. This offer may never be repeated again, especially after November of 2004, so act now and call the toll free number on your screen. Operators are standing by to take your call (unless we get raided by federal officials).

Manufacturer's disclaimer:

This offer not available in Washington D.C. or Bible Belt states. If you order by credit card, you may find yourself added to one or more government watch lists. Apocalyptic Monkey Productions relieves itself of any responsibility for arrest, detention, interrogation and/or conviction of any individuals who have taken advantage of this offer and paid by credit card. Sorry no C.O.D.'s.

Shalom, Ray