We met at a dance club. I had seen her for the first time three years previously and I had always wanted to meet her. I was waiting for the right time. I just happened to win a private party at a club and I decided it was my chance. I wrote her an invitation from her ''secret admirer'' and I taped it to her door. She actually showed up. My first words to her ever were, ''What are you drinking?'' She replied, ''Rum and coke.''

''Would you like another?''

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